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On this page you will find a list of all the different jokes that I think
are funny.
SHOWER TEST
This is a test that evaluates you on what part of your body you wash first.
When you step into the shower, which part of the body do you wash first???
(a) Chest
(b) Face
(c) Armpits
(d) Hair
(e) Privates
(f) Shoulders
(g) Others
Scroll down for your evaluation.
The following describes your character:
(a) Chest - You are a practical person. You are straightforward and do not beat around the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things your way. you make good sex partners,as you are willing to try new things. Your best partner in life will be those who chose (d) hair
(b) Face - Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it. Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard understand you, but you are not concerned as to what they think. You are a very self-centered person. You make average sex partners, as you are selfish and tend to be absorbed in self pleasures at the expense of your partner. Your best partner in life will be those who chose (e) privates and (g) others.
(c) Armpits - You are a dependable and hard working person. Generally a very popular person as you are very down to earth and willing to help others. You tend to get yourself into trouble as you cannot tell whether people are genuine towards you. You make very poor sex partners, as you are the working type with average talent. Your best partner in life will be those who chose (f) shoulders.
(d) Hair - Artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby, but you can achieve what most other people cannot. You work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. Talent is your main strength. You make the best sex partners as you are most willing to explore and please the other partner. Your best partner in life will be those who chose (a) chest and (e) privates.
(e) Privates - Shy type. You lack self confidence and tend to be bullied by others. You do not have lots of friends as others find you boring and unattractive. Persverance is not your strength, you tend to give up easily and at the first opportunity. However, you make above average sex partners. You are able to show your true emotions to very few people. Hence in sex, you find your inner strengths. You best partner in life will be those who chose (b) face and (d) hair.
(f) Shoulders - A born loser. You fail in everything that you do. People dislike you and you tend to spend your time alone. Your type have been known to be heavy gamblers and drinkers. You see the world as a living hell. Money and power is also important to you. But your luck will always fail you. You make lousy sex partners. You will find it difficult to find a partner in life. Those who chose (c) armpits are your only chance.
(g) Others - You are a very strange person. Undoubtedly, you have your inner strengths but people find it hard to see. You must learn to be a little bit more adventurous and sell your potential. Deep down, you are a very likeable person with very few faults. However, the key will be to make your strengths stand out and not just hide your weaknesses. You make average sex partners. You have great fantasies about different techniques, but unfortunately are not brave enough to try them out. Your best partner in life will be those who chose (b) face.
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