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Q. Why are pianos hard to open? A. The keys are inside Q. What starts with T, ends with T and has T in it? A. A teapot Q. Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks? A. In case they get a hole in one.	Q. Why are elephants not allowed on beaches? A. They can’t keep their trunks up. Q. What is at the end of everything? A. The letter G Q. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A. Because he had no guts
Q. What does the winner of the race lose? A. His breath Q. What did the witch say when she checked into the hotel? A. Do you have any broom service? Teacher : Name two pronouns? Johnny : Who Me? Teacher : What month has 28 days in it? Johnny : They all have, sir! Jokes by Pauric & Anthony	Q. What starts with E, ends with E and has only one letter in it? A. An envelope Teacher : That essay on the dog is exactly the same as your brother’s Johnny : Of course, sir, it’s the same dog! Teacher :Stand up all the little boys and girls who want to go to heaven? All the children stood up except little Fred Teacher : Don’t you want to go to heaven? Fred : Not yet, Miss