| - after playing a stinker you hear your old fella say that your
brother in New York was a better man....and he never played. - the grey haired fella at
left corner forward, that you never saw at training, played hurling with your father in
the early '70s and was as useless then as he is now...but he's still a legend.
- you hear the old guys on the line talking about the old sliothar, that was heavier
than a bg of sugar on a wet day.
- you tog off underneath some trees on the 1st of February.
- you go to solo with the ball the ref awards a free against you for overcarrying
because the cornerback has your hurley under his axter.
- every sideline cut trickles for 5 yards.
- the ref is continually giving throw ins because more than 10 hurlers were whipping on
the sliothar.
- the team trainer says "when we won the championship in '68...
- the team trainer remembers all the dead hurlers in the pep talk.
- when the bony arsed bog man in midfield is wearing shin pads.
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