| "Colin Corkery on the 45 lets go with the right boot. It's
over the bar. This man shouldn't be playing football. He's made an almost Lazarus-like
recovery from a heart condition. Lazarus was a great man but he couldn't kick points like
Colin Corkery. The ball is kicked out by Declan O'Keeffe it's dropping......" "1-5
to 0-8. Well from Lapland to the Antartic that's level scores in any man's language"
"Pat Fox has it on his hurl and is motoring well now....but here comes Joe
Rabbitte hot on his tail...I've seen it all now, a Rabbitte chasing a Fox around Croke
Park !"
"Pat Fox out to the forty and grabs the sliothar, I bought a dog from his father
last week. Fox turns and sprints for goal, the dog ran a great race last Tuesday in
Limerick. Fox to the 21 fires a shot, it goes to the left and wide......and the dog lost
as well."
"Sean Óg o Hailpín....his father's from Fermanagh, his mother's from Fiji,
neither a hurling stronghold. "
"Teddy McCarthy to John McCarthy, no relation, John McCarthy to Teddy McCarthy,
still no relation. "
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