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KPMG FC 2 – 1 Woodies Wanderers

 

Out played? Maybe, Out classed? Definitely, Out of the cup? Definitely NOT. After a long hard season in the Nightowls Division 2 KPMG seemed to have lost their edge on teams as the season closes on.

 

I decided to try an experiment when I went home and found that watching paint dry was a little more exciting than some of KPMG’s play in the game. Their final ball passing and quick thinking on the ball were clearly lacking throughout. KPMG were told on Monday that their NUMBER 1 goalkeeper David Barthez Gregson was unable to play the quarterfinal match tonight. Well who could fill his boots? His father of course.

 

Woodies had all the possession in the first half but just couldn’t seem to create that one opportunity to get the opener. Against the run of play the Horse picked up the ball in midfield. He saw Courtney waiting anxiously by the offside line for a clinical pass. He received a brilliant ball from Lyons. The keeper was late to react to this crucial attack.

 

Hughie, who is KPMG’s top scorer, scooped the ball up and over the Woodies keeper. The celebrations were great to see as the team knew their dreams of a place in the semi-finals were within 40 minutes.

 

It must be said that Gregson had a great game and commanded is box in the manner Hitler commanded Germany. Yes that’s right with a scaring, overpowering voice. Niall Barrett sounds as quiet as a mouse in comparison to the 2nd great Gregson keeper.

 

Woodies found their breakthrough near the end of the first half. The ball was played through the heart of the KPMG defense. KPMG’s schoolboy attempt of an offside trap failed on this occasion and left their striker one on one with Gregson Snr. With pace and finishing worthy of the Nationwide Leagues, Ruairí Ó Muruchú, slotted the ball under the out coming Gregson. Disappointment on every KPMG face but delight and happiness on the faces of Woodies.

 

Most of the action that was witnessed in the second half was that of the Woodies keeper getting the ball after another wide shot from Hugh Courtney. Except for the goal he scored Courtney couldn’t have put the ball into an empty net from 10 yards. Countless times Hega or the Horse released him down the right. But each time he drifted in towards goal a feeble attempt meant another missed opportunity for KPMG to stretch their lead. C’mon Courtney get those boots on for the next game.

 

The deciding goal of the game was a bizarre one to say the least. KPMG got themselves a free-kick about 25-30 yards outside the Woodies goal. Vince decided to try his luck with this effort as the Horse hadn’t had much luck yet. Vince drilled the ball low and hard and with a deflection off Brendan Hegarty, flew into the bottom left corner of the goal. Cheers went up from the KPMg camp but anger towards the Woodies keeper was being lashed out from the Woodies bench. KPMG didn’t care. They were in the semi finals.