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KPMG FC 3 – 1 PM 1979

 

 

At last KPMG got the win they have been looking for all season and it’s all down to two men. The goalkeeping magic by Gregson and their new signing Cossy.

 

KPMG were up against strugglers and bottom of the league PM 1979. The early play was shared by both teams with neither creating a clear-cut chance. The first chance of the game came for PM 1979. The ball was played down the left, where they seemed to think the best root to goal was. The ball was played into the danger area only to see Gregson tip the ball on to the upright and cleared away by Tony.

 

The first chance for KPMG fell to new boy Cossy. He picked the ball up from the edge of the area and with a thunderous shot, on the half volley, forced to PM keeper to make a good save.  An early scare for Gregson in goal was when the ball was played in to him, and with the ball spinning was always going to be difficult to hold on to. The ball spun out of Gregson’s fingertips but he got down well to save more embarrassment that he suffered last week.

 

KPMG’s goal came from the classic Wimbledon strategy. The long ball from Hega was the decisive moment in the game. Young Brendan rose well but failed to connect. Instead the ball fell to Courtney. Still with bucket loads to do the former international showed why he was picked for that side. He later showed why he hasn’t played since. Courtney was one on one with the keeper. With coolness that would satisfy any freezer, Courtney slotted the ball home for the opener.

 

Prior to the came Courtney showed his modesty by saying he’s going to be red hot on the pitch and he certainly showed it in the first half.

 

The last chance of the first half fell for the Horse. But finding the target for the horse was that similar to a blind man finding money on the street. That’s right…..IMPOSSIBLE. But you can’t blame a guy for trying.

 

The second half started much the same but PM seemed to have a new lease of life (check the half time water me thinks). They attacked with determination at every opportunity. They finally got their breakthrough. The usual missed timed header from the Hega call released the striker into the danger area. With precision and excellence the PM striker glanced the ball passed the KPMG keeper.

 

Owen “Becks” Twomey made a return for the first time in months due to a problem with his right shoulder. Two much of the old 5-knuckle shuffle is one of the rumours escalating amongst the media. Twomeys return would turn out disastrous as he gave away a penalty mid way through the first half.

 

 If they score the game becomes very difficult for KPMG. The Horse pleads with Barthez to stand in goal but quietly confident Gregson’s tell him where to go. After studying videos of previous PM games, Barthez knows this players mind inside out. The midfielder struck the ball low and to the keepers left. It must be a goal. Surely no keeper in the world can get to that. But wait..Barthez saves miraculously (see animation above). Barthez gets up smiles at the Horse and plays the ball up field.

 

KPMG kept pressing forward and eventually got a corner for their troubles. Another new arrival for the squad, Caddick, decided to float one in with his million dollar left foot. The ball was played exactly where he wanted and up raised Cossy. With the power of a bullet from a gun the ball smacked into the back of the net.

 

The PM players didn’t give up the pushed forward looking for that elusive equaliser but to their dismay the found Barthez in sparkling form. Unbeatable was won of the words that he was described as (not including the goal of course).

 

The final attack of the game was one of pure magic. Cossy got the ball from midfield and went on a Maradonna like run. Twisting and turning he made mince meat of the PM defence. With just one player to beat, the goalkeeper, Cossy made it look all so simple. He side footed the ball into the back of the net for the victory. KPMG went ballistic.

 

A gritty performance by KPMG that forced their first victory in the 2001/2002 campaign. With more of the regulars due back from international duty soon the team should feel very confident going in to their next match.