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KPMG FC 4 – 1 Rob Roy

 

This match was played as if it were in the peaks of Alaska but in a matter of fact it was the hills of Harlequins. The game was called off early due to the Rob Roy keeper claiming the pitch was too dangerous. This was rubbish cause the only danger on the pitch wasn’t the snow but the shooting boots of Hughie Courtney.

(Artists Impression of pitch and players

Left: Briano, right: Barthez)

The first half started very promising for the KPMG side with great opportunities being created from the middle of the park. The first chance fell to Hat-trick Hughie. The ball was played perfectly to his feet but the chance was squandered.  The first goal of the game came from a beautiful move from the centre of the pitch. The ball was threaded through the heart of Rob Roys defence by Briano for Hughie to pounce on. His first shot careered off the keeper but with Lady Luck on his side Hughie got a second chance. Like the preying vulture that he is Hughie cracked the ball past the stranded keeper to put the Accountants in the lead.

 

A second goal was on the cards when Tony Horse picked up the ball on the edge of Rob Roy’s area. But being a keeper, it was natural for the young Kerryman to blast the ball wide.

 

The second goal of the game had great movement and pace. Rob Roy made a darting run down the by-line. The ball was played into the feet of their winger who whipped in a beautifully floated ball. The Rob Roy attacker out-jumped the KPMG defence as if he were on a trampoline to glance a header past the out of position Barthez. Disappointing for KPMG to let a lead slip but their fighting spirit is that of Mike Tyson.

 

The snow was thundering down by the bucket-load halfway through the first half. This didn’t stop the KPMG attack from slowing down. A majestic build up in the midfield area created the third goal. A cushioned header by Vince to Tony Horse was just the beginning. He then controlled it expertly and played n inch perfect pass over the top of Rob Roy’s defence. Hughie, being the quickest to react, latched on to the pass and looped it over the out-stretched keeper.

 

Two goals weren’t enough for KPMG in the first half. They were hungry for more, and more they got. The third goal of the game came from none other than Briano. With the blizzard the goal was hard to see but I’ll give it a whirl. Courtney played the ball into the danger area. With Briano waiting to pounce in the centre there was no-one going to stop this Le Tissier like forward from adding to his goal tally. And they didn’t. He finished as coolly as a cucumber or as the snow on the pitch.

 

The second half started brightly again for the office boys who dominated the possession in all areas of the park. But the players were getting complacent, naturally being two goals to the good and all, but they let a Rob Roy winger through to the by-line. He snapped at the ball but this was parried away by Barthez. The corner resulted in no opportunity for Rob Roy who weren’t really on song tonight. During some patches of the game it was clear to see why they are bottom of the league.

 

The fourth goal was really due to the vision and awareness of Tony Lyons. He say an opening in the Rob Roy defence and with an international of strength and pace upfront he knew that if he played a perfectly weighted pass an scoring chance would avail. He was right. Hughie controlled it beautifully with his right instep and only needed a few touches to get his sights set on making it a hat trick.  With one foul swoop of his right leg the ball didn’t fly passed the keeper, it rocketed passed him. The keeper was left defenceless.

 

Soon after the fourth goal the game was conceded by Rob Roy. Although a lot of the players wanted to continue, the referee had the last say. A great game for the one spectator and one sub but enjoyed greatly by both sets of players.