I might excite you bitterly. Restrain your words.
Who am I?

Well, I'm a 25 year old unemployed design graduate, I'm kind of average height, average build and utterly undistinguished appearance. Or so I believe. Most people picture me as an answerphone I think, but what that means I think I'll leave to Freudian psychology.

I listen to loud music and analyse it. I spend hours at mac technical news sites, and analyse them. I download stuff and analyse it. I sit in front of my mac and analyse it. I sit there and analyse me.

You can see a pattern emerging there. That's sort of worrying.

Actually I don't really have much to say for myself. That there pretty much sums it all up. If I'm going to give away any more then it'll be here.