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A spelling lesson

 

Wanda witch went

wandering within a

spooky wood

she loved

to practise spooky

spells and hated

being good.

 

Wanda turned some

bluebells into smelly

slimy goo she gave a

tree a creepy face

to scare the likes of you.

She crept up on a

wizard and before

he could respond

Wanda waved her wand

he fell straight into a pond.

 

Although it was not very deep

the wizard soon saw red

He cast a spell which made his cloak flap right round Wanda’s head.

It wrapped round her body

and squeezed her really tight

say sorry roared the wizard

or stay like that all night.

The witch agreed and told him

your magic is so fast

no more naughty spells for me

I’ve really cast my last.

 

by Philip O’Donohoe

 

 

My Dog

 

I have a little dog

His name is Jack

When he is itchy

He scratches his back

 

When he is hungry

He scrapes the door

I fill up his bow

And put it on the floor

I love him so much

That's the right thing to do

But I get angry

When he chews on my shoe

So if you have a dog

That's small and cute

If he is something like mine

Just lock up your shute

 

by Ian McGowan

 

 

MY UNCLE

 

My Uncle Laurence is from Ballyfermot

I think he's a bit of a hermit.

He wears baggy ciothes,

And hair under his nose.

But I can’t really confirm it.

No wonder he’s a hippy,

He was born in 1960.

He’s gone back to school,

For once to obey the rule,

Personally I think he’s a bit of a fool.

If he’s not there, he likes to fish,

I’m not sure if he’s really Irish.

 

By Laura McNamara.

 

 

Christmas

Christmas only comes but once a year

It’s a time of love, hope and good cheer

Christmas is about gifts, toys and loving

each other

And treating people like your sister and

brother

Let’s not forget the true meaning of that

day

And not forget to thank God and pray

Think of the ones who haven’t got a home

And the cold damp streets that they roam

Let’s give a thought for the old and the

sick,

And not just the gifts we get from old

St. Nick

If you can spare a bob or two for the poor,

Give generously it’s good I’m sure

And give the less fortunate than ourselves

A Christmas to remember,

On that day the 25th of December.

 

by Stephanie Hall.

 

 

Wanna Be’s

 

The Fairy Liquid woman

Is nothing like my mother,

The milky bar kid is the opposite of my brother,

My dad sprays lynx to try to look like the man

on the ad,

My sister wants to be a Pantene girl

But ends up looking sad.

 

By Marie Cunningham

 

 

Opposites

I'm very little,

You're very big.

I eat like a mouse,

You eat like a pig.

 

I'm very quiet,

You're very loud.

I'm always by myself,

You're always in a crowd.

I'm very good,

You're very bad.

You're always happy,

I'm always sad.

I just think we're friends all the same,

But people say

It won't be long

Before our feelings change.

 

By Marie Cunningham

 

 

Feather

 

I wish I were a feather

Gliding through the sky,

I wish I were a feather

Oh so very high.

 

If I were a feather

Gliding through the sky,

I'd go higher than a plane

Gliding through the sky

I wish I were a feather

Oh so very high.

 

By Charlene Keegan

 

 

   WHY?

 

Why are leaves always green Dad?

Why are there thorns on a rose?

Why do you want my neck clean Dad?

Why do hairs grow from your nose?

 

Why can dogs hear what I can't Dad?

Why are you rude about Aunt, Dad?

Why are you going all bald?

 

Why is Mum smaller than you are Dad?

Why can't the dog stand the cat?

Why's Grandma got a moustache Dad?

Why are you growing more fat?

 

Why don't you answer my questions?

You used to: you don't anymore.

Why? Tell me why, tell me why Dad.

Do you think I'm being a bore?

 

By Dean Burke

 

 

Trees.

Sitting on my arms, climbing up my body,

Children everywhere.

But when night falls they’re gone.

Morning again .

They come to play with me all day,

Their favourite tree.

Gone,

I’m all alone.

Morning.

They haven’t come,

Next day ,

They’re still not here.

Maybe there’s a new tree instead of me.

 

by Rosanne Byrne

 

 

SPORT

Sport, sport, is so cool,

Football, hurling, snooker and pool,

People having fun all day,

Doesn’t matter if you lose anyway.

Once you’re having fun,

Sport, sport, is so cool,

Football, hurling, snooker and pool.

 

by Rosanne Byrne

 

 

Slave to T.V.

 

As you watch T.V.

You suddenly get sucked in,

You don't know what's going on around you.

One minute you're watching Brookside,

Then Nypd Blue!

Sit there for an hour or so,

Channels flickering in your head

Mum and Dad keep saying,

"Get off to Bed!"

You're too quiet they don't notice you're there.

They make tea and forget about you,

But you don't care.

One after another:

Simpsons, Coronation Street and Pokemon,

You haven't got a clue what's on.

Suddenly the t.v goes off,

You come back to life!

 

by Rosanne Byrne

 

 

The Nile

As I walked along the river Nile

I saw scaly crocodile.

Winding and twisting through the reeds,

Following the course that the river leads.

On and on the river goes,

Past the pyramids as it glows,

Bright blue water flows and flows.

The Nile floods just once a year,

Making black mud appear,

Crops and wheat are grown to eat,

Some are good and some are sweet.

The River Nile is very long it just goes on and on.

 

Aimee McGough.