The Questions That No-One Ever Ever Asks

Will you sleep with me?

Yes, this question is never asked.
Not because no-one wants to sleep with me,
It's just because they always know the answer.

You're amazing. How can I give you money?

Someone please ask this question.
Please?

How smart is that George W. Bush?

He's not. Not at all.
I normally hate political satire,
But in his case, I will gladly make an exception.
"Missile Defence Shield" indeed!

To be or not to be?

I know this question get's asked all the time.
But no-one ever means it.
The answer is "Probably"