// ********************
// Silicon valleys,
// Germanium hills,
// Digital journeys,
// And virtual thrills.

// Greetings, O hacker,
// Feeling unwell?
// Microchip tracker,
// Welcome to hell.
// ********************

var tl=new Array(
"Occasionally radiators underhandedly push colourful children.",
"A thesaurus quickly paints the bland bin bag, for the hat rotundly but noisily circles a short, yet confidently strange ant-eater.",
"A rippled, yet contentedly stupid credit card flatly but rotundly maims the sharpened lay-by, for the acutely tame llama quietly scratches an early, yet confidently pointless television.",
"The swimmingly strange child underhandedly circles the fruiterer, for a quietly pert apple noisily paints the tremendously pointless child.",
"Mend warily, for furry, yet stunningly deafening Houses of Parliament once in a blue moon sarcastically and sardonically contain pointed, yet pointlessly floppy staplers.",
"Polish promptly, for the remarkable, yet aimlessly full book is pointlessly television-like.",
"The pointed, yet quickly blasted stick is surreptitiously book-like.",
"Stunningly strangle the hugely fishy camera, for viciously a lasagne polishes the House of Lords.",
"Underhandedly a magazine squashes the hugely silent umbrella.",
"Contain quietly, for remarkable hats sometimes cleverly and stubbornly blame unnecessarily malicious staircases.",
"The furry potato is suddenly House of Lords-like.",
"An inhumanly deafening bicycle vapidly fondles the unfortunate, yet quietly stupid stick, for an inhumanly bland potato is unnecessarily bunny-like.",
"When the moon is full blasted kings quickly flatten black, yet flatly round balls.",
"Squash sarcastically, for distrustfully the House of Lords considers a green apple.",
"Slice lamely, for a fishy, yet hastily heavenly tarot card is pointlessly lasagne-like.",
"Consider rashly, for unnecessarily an unnecessarily furry tarot card hair-dries the lasagne.",
"An absolutely bouncy magazine is confidently zombie-like.",
"A heavenly, yet punctually early House of Lords quickly but boredly likes the unusually round jiffy bag, for every week stupid, yet warily rippled apples vapidly and sardonically fondle unnecessarily sharpened credit cards.",
"The hotel surreptitiously but cautiously paints the pointed, yet promptly hot snake, for cautiously the underhandedly blasted camera enjoys a mug.",
"Monthly lampshades pointlessly wallop vegetables.",
"The greasy magazine contentedly but fully eats the king, for a blasted umbrella smarmily contains a round king.",
"A very full tape-recorder viciously but punctually strangles the mouse.",
"The tame anvil is stunningly House of Lords-like.",
"Warily the muchly happy radiator hits a gruesome, yet unnecessarily furry umbrella.",
"Every day swimmingly stupid votes of no confidence surreptitiously and viciously flatten decidedly squishy Houses of Parliament.",
"Annually colourful staplers aggressively and quietly scratch acutely early bookshelves.",
"Drop the mangy, yet aggressively early anvil viciously, for bi-monthly gruesome, yet suddenly furry jiffy bags rashly push pointed, yet stupidly colourful bunnies.",
"A gruesome, yet quietly loud mug beautifully but gormlessly slices the full, yet surreptitiously rigid bunny, for boredly a television scratches a Maggie Thatcher.",
"Push aggressively, for a silent staircase is quietly mouse-like.",
"A furry bunny punctually examines a tremendously malicious tape-recorder.",
"Promptly polish the book, for sarcastically the blasted, yet warily unfortunate tissue licks the Maggie Thatcher.",
"Maim boredly, for a pert, yet unnecessarily squishy book rotundly but distrustfully scratches a staircase.",
"Squash hastily, for snakes hourly smarmily blame furry sheep.",
"The spherical umbrella flatly but quickly picks the rigid fruiterer, for swans occasionally sardonically stun bland, yet rotundly green fruiterers.",
"Sell the bland staircase unnecessarily, for the tinily sharpened llama is rashly mouse-like.",
"Massively furry votes of no confidence often confidently enjoy stupid, yet quietly sturdy lasagnes.",
"The greasy bin bag cautiously pushes the exaggeratedly spherical fruiterer, for annually pointless cabinet ministers quietly push green, yet stubbornly round staplers.",
"Over-confidently polish the silent apple, for bi-monthly square, yet stupidly mangy tape-recorders vapidly drop quietly pointless children.",
"Reject the heavenly, yet beautifully gruesome umbrella fully, for always pointless, yet stubbornly heavenly books smarmily and cleverly fondle vast, yet flatly tame children.",
"A staggeringly colourful periodic table is suddenly bunny-like.",
"A quite green child is promptly fruiterer-like.",
"An unnecessarily short lay-by noisily rules the green king, for when the moon is full colourful, yet fully black Maggie Thatchers quickly and punctually mend flat snakes.",
"Contain flatly, for bi-monthly lasagnes sarcastically and gormlessly abuse short, yet distrustfully loud lampshades.",
"The pert mushroom is underhandedly lampshade-like.",
"A book over-confidently but rotundly eats the underhandedly unfortunate mushroom, for a flat, yet boredly happy mouse smarmily but sardonically pushes a heavenly, yet quickly unfortunate periodic table.",
"Lamely a tinily blasted vote of no confidence paints a zombie.",
"Vapidly pick the magazine, for periodic tables sometimes contentedly flatten flat televisions.",
"The credit card aimlessly but confidently enjoys the painting, for the square stapler vapidly but smarmily shoots a remarkable, yet beautifully round lay-by."
);
var text_pos=0;
var row=Math.max(0, index-7);
var contents = "";
var str_length=tl[0].length;
var index=0;

// Cack
// Copyright © Richard J. Butler 2001
function Cack()
{
  while(row<index) contents += tl[row++] + '\r\n\n';
  document.cack.output.value = contents + tl[index].substring(0, text_pos);
  if (text_pos++ == str_length) {
     text_pos=0;
     index++;

     if (index != tl.length) {
        str_length=tl[index].length;
        setTimeout("Cack()", 500);
     }
  }
  else setTimeout("Cack()", 75);
}