Far Cry:Vengeance for Nintendo Wii

One of the greatest FPS's of all time takes a toll to the Wii and turns out-miserably

The good: Decent variety of weapons,swearing and er... yeah thats about it

The bad: Sluggish wii remote pointer,(woe betide you if you have to turn around),poor AI,graphics that make you dizzy,and absolutely no storyline to help you understand wtf is going on.

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When I first played the game,I assumed that the 'Vengeance' in the title was on the gamer. OK man,we gave your last game an 8.8 rather then 9.1 no need to be a 3/10 bitch about it. The game starts with you in some sort of army base with absolutely no direction or goal to follow. They then introduce their cocky weapons and movement controls and the weapons pointer is so slow you could well be too pissed to actually care that you died. The graphics are so messy that the characters faces are just a big blur with just barely distinguishable eyes. As for the swearing I mentioned this could be a bad point for some,however I do enjoy freedom of speech (thats just a fancier way of saying I like the swearing) but the words mostly come out as a jumble mumble gibberish with the occasional fuck or shit. Now as for the variety of weapons I did enjoy the brief sight of my enemies falling down by my shower of bullets (I am quite the sadist,but only in my gaming) with big guns that keep 50 bullets a gun. Now,anyone who has played the esteemed Far Cry series knows about the great feral mode. In this game they somehow even mess up this part, with the super fast running making the camera go faster than you would ever even want,I suppose one good thing about it is that your health is regenerated during the feral mode. Now some of you may have heard about Far Cry's enemies AI now this may be so with the other games of the series, but let me tell you think of a retarded 7 year old would probably be a genious compared to these guys.

So in conclusion,Far Cry:Vengeance in one word,sucks. I enjoyed the other games,and you probably did to but this game besmirches Far Cry's good name and lets just hope it has a quick and quiet grave. If you see this game in the shops,please call the store clerk to take it away just in case some fool actually buys this game,dont assume someone else will. I made a tragic mistake.Please dont make the same one.

A.K.