The Hitman



There are these three friends who play golf together every Saturday.

Well, one Saturday they were getting ready to tee off when a guy, by himself, asked them if he could round out their foursome. The guys said "Sure."

The guys made idle chit chat to break the ice, and asked the stranger what he did for a living.

"I'm a hitman,"says the stranger. The guys chuckled, and he continued, "No really, I am a hitman. My rifle is in my golf bag. I carry it everywhere I go. You can take a look if you like."

Sure enough, there was this state of the art rifle with a huge scope on it. One guy said, "WOW! That's an amazing scope! I bet I can see my house through this!" He looks for a second and said "HEY I CAN ! I can even see through my windows into my bedroom. There's my wife, naked-and-WAIT! There's my next door neighbor! He's naked too!"

Furious, the guy asks the hitman how much it cost for a hit. "It's $1000 every time I pull the trigger."

The cuckolded husband says, "$1000? That's a lot... But, dammit, I don't care! I want TWO hits. I want you to shoot my lousy, cheating wife right in the mouth! She is always nagging at me and it would be just what she deserves after treating me like this! Second, I want you to shoot my neighbor right in the dick, for screwing around with my wife."

The hit man agrees. He gears up and looks through the scope. He's looking for about 5 minutes. Well, the man gets impatient and asks the hitman what he is waiting for.

The hitman replies "Hold on now... I'm about to save you a thousand bucks."