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This a standard Irish ( Manual ) Suicide Bomber.
You blow her up yourself
Now you know where
Photo taken outside the grotto in 1954 ( I think )
B Nolan,N Tobin, Bid Molloy, Ella Purcell, Paddy Maher, Peter Mooney, W & S Ryan, W Kearney,
J Molloy, Denis Redmond , M.Bannon, Joe Pollard ,Toddy Redmond,
Martin Mooney, Ann Molloy, May Molloy,Josie Treacy P Bourke, T K.Dwyer,
Dan Tierney, Pat Ryan, Ned Gair, Col J Ryan, Mkl Shanahan, T Ryan Budge.
T Bourke , Andy Fogarty , N Flanagan, Ritchie Fleming, Ned Lamb, Tom Wright , John Molloy
Tim Ryan, Eamon Dwyer, Connie Ryan, Tully Moore, Liam Ryan Sweeper.
It's the best I can do at the moment
(August 31, 2002)
a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone
and in a worried voice says, "Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio
that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!"
says, "I know, I’m on Route 280 but there isn’t just one, there are
That's how the do it
pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed
over the embankment.
home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.
other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
truck backed through my windshield into my wife’s face.
guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
an attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole.
had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an
intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other
had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an
was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave
way causing me to have an accident.
I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop
sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the
avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.
car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.
invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had
a fractured skull.
was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I
pedestrian had no idea which way to run so I ran over him.
saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some
Do u know him
The Littleton Bullfighter
( He always gets his Bull )
Your Ham is being ordered in good time
There's a rat in the trap
Would you work above
Don't waste your old files
put them to some use.
Littleton General Hospital
Old Stamp ( Before Your Time )
Before u r time
Before u r time
to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the
ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat
ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Fikrning amzanig huh? Bannon
The new Littleton Taxi Service
Actual Kids Test Answers
"When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire."
"H3O is hot water, and CO3 is cold water"
"To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test
"When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide"
"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free
"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars."
"Blood flows down one leg and up the other."
"Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then
"The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader."
"Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of
"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them
"A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold."
"Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like
"The body consists of three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the
abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart
and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowls, of which there are five
-- a, e, i, o, and u."
"The pistol of a flower is its only protections agenst insects."
"The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana."
"The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the
outsides have ben taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch
"A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two
molars, and eight cuspidors."
"The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards
the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I
forget where the sun joins in his fight."
"A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it
"Many women belive that an alcoholic binge will have no ill effects on the
unborn fetus, but that is a large misconception."
"Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa."
"Germinate: To become a naturalized German."
"Liter: A nest of young puppies."
"Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat."
"Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away."
"Planet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky."
"Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot."
"Vacumm: A large, empty space where the pope lives."
"Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or
"To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose."
"For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heart
"For drowning: Climb on top of the person and move up and down to make
"For fainting: Rub the person’s chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above
the hand instead or put the head between the knees of the nearest medical
"For dog bite: put the dog away for sevral days. If he has not recovered,
then kill it."
"For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is
"To prevent contraception: wear a condominium."
"For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose untill it drops in your
39. "To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow."
Training to be a Cannibal
Only The Dog Knows For Sure
Mind your mouse
Eat the new Puppy Roll
Is there a Stork coming to your house soon
Do your wife always pull the clothes.
All are happy now
How many eyes has she
It pays to have good scaffolding
Training to be a Bullfighter
Don't put your finger up your nose
The modern lawnmower
Please obey the sign,
(If in doubt, mail me a picture for analysis)
This is a stick up
Always be safe in the workplace
Watch u r head
We're lucky here.
Did you ever know how Easter Eggs were made
And Rightly So
If A Look Could Kill
Rudolf doing a poo
Don't Hug when the sun shines or you'll melt
What a nice gesture for Xmas
Always wipe your arse before and after u use the toilet
The Littleton Flasher
If u didn't get a laugh, mail me.