A man was doing a study of children's senses in a first grade class using a bowl of lifesavers. He had the children put on a blindfold and identify the flavors. They began..cherry, red...lime, green...orange, orange. Then the man put in some honey flavored lifesavers and asked the children to identify that flavor. The kids couldn't guess what the flavor was so the man said he would give them a hint. He said, "It is something your mother might call your father." Suddenly one little girl shouted, "Everyone spit them out; they're ass holes!"

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