We wondered what these stains might be... and didn't ask.
	We just bought these instead.
	And so it began, just a few tiles at first.
	Than another few until all the furniture was surrounded.
	Where we pay homage to the countless tile spacers that lost their lives in combat.
	And one spacer who survived the whole tiling episode.
	The boys battle it out for most provocative tiler of Castlelawn Heights 2000.
	The hanging sink, a phenomenon known only to the most devoted DIY enthusiast.
	The great tile matching festival of the West, as yet unknown but will undoubtedly catch on in time.