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There once was a man from Spain
Who really didn't like the rain.
So he went out in the  sun
And burnt his  bum
So now he's in a lot of pain
         
                                                     L.D

There once was a man from Cloneen 
Who went out for  Hallowe'en
He saw a post
Thought it was a ghost
And was never again to be seen.
                                                     R.P

There once was a man  called Kilian
Who said I'm going to win a million
He put money on the Lotto
Ended up getting blotto
Because the numbers came up as a billion.
                                 
                                                           K.B

There once was a robot called Sgt. Bash
Who once had a crash,
Shunt started to kill,
But then Matilda made a bill,
So SGT. Bash should really dash.

                                                R.L

There once was a man called Fred.
Who loved to watch Fr. Ted .
What he taught very  funny. 
Was the one  with  Fr. Dougal  and the bunny
And where Ted  ended up in bed.
                 
                                                           J.O.K                                                         

There was once a boy  called  Greg.
Who had  a wooden leg.
In  the  middle of  the night.
He turned  on  the Light.
And that was the end Greg

                               L.C

There is a girl called Kelly
Who always watches telly
She went upstairs
Ate a lot of  pears
And now she  has  a big  belly.                     
             
                                                  D.K

There once was a fellow called Power
Who lived at the top of a tower .
In the middle of his diet,
He went on a riot,
And that was the end of old Power.

                                                  W.M

There once was a boy from Tipp.
He loved his Lyons chip.
He ordered curry sauce .
It was very hot, of course.
And now he has burned his lip     
                                                B.B                             

I have a dog called Zak .
His fur is soft and black .
He plays with his ball
Outside in the hall.
When he is supposed  to be out the back.

                                                    J.J.

There once was a boy from Brazil,
Who accidentally swallowed a pill.
He waited a while,
Then said with a smile,
Thank god that pill didn't make me ill.

                                                    C.H

There was once  a man called  Ned
Who had a really big head
He tried to get to the river Suir
But fell in a pile of  manure
So he went back to bed
                                             
                                                A.M. 

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