Todd:
There are a few men in the pokey
Who think sodomy's okey-dokey
As criminals, they're hardened
Your ass won't be pardoned
I'll stop now, this limerick's quite hokey.
Wojo:
Hot Toddy's obsessed with the gays
He fantasizes in unusual ways
Is it homosexuality?
Or an occasional malady?
Or is it just on certain days?
Todd:
That Wojo, he's bright as a brick
But wants us to think he's quite slick
He thinks he's a cut-up
I wish he'd just shut up
And play with his balls and his stick.
Wojo:
From Todd-o a witty retort.
To weak flaming he'll always resort
But try as he may
To his utter dismay
It's Wojo who rules this here court
Todd:
Ooooooh, I like that one. You get points
for style - but allow me to retort. ^_^
This underground newsgroup is cool
The friendships we form here just rule
Wojo thinks he's king
What pain it will bring
To find out he's really the fool.
Wojo:
A fool I am and that's true.
What's more? I think you're one too.
But I think that's alright
When I finish this fight
You'll be the one black and blue
Todd:
The battle raged into the night
The underground shook from its might
Two fools on the field
Refusing to yield
Look! In Wojo's eyes! Is that fright?
Wojo:
The fight's going on, I am sure
My success in winning's a blur
I thought I could do it
But Dave made me sit
His ability is certainly pure
Me:
I don't know Wojo, Todd's funny.
If I had to, he's where I'd put money.
he said what he could,
it made him look good,
and left yours lookin weak as a bunny.
You're a man to admit you were beat.
For Not many'd concede in defeat
It's a shame you were wrong
but I'm just too strong
And now you're made sit in your seat.
Wojo:
Todd can be funny it's true.
And often a numbskull like you.
Challenge me if you will
And soon I will fill
People's screens with Gump limericks too.
Me:
Well that doesn't worry me sonny.
For some why you think that you're funny
I'll show you you're not
then I'll tell you what's what
and I'll give you a run for your money!
Wojo:
First you must learn how to rhyme
Until then you're not worth my time
But if you get there
I'll consider it fair
Until then you're simply a mime
Todd:
I've smoked too much pot for haiku
My brain says it's too hard to do
And so I must pause
And sharpen my claws
But watch out! I'm comin' for you...