Season 5 - Power Play
Season 4 - Slouching Toward Bethlehem
Season 3 - Offspring
Season 2 - Belonging
Season 1 - City Of

# SEASON FIVE - POWER PLAY #

"I say the magic word and boom! The only people left standing will be the ones who are already dead."

        - Corbin Fries. "Conviction"

"We should avoid an eye-for-an-eye confrontation."
"Not going for his eyes Wes."

        - Angel and Wesley, "Just Rewards"

"There are some who believe that your tenure as watcher ranks as our most embarrassing failure."
"Really? I beat out everybody dying in an explosion as most embarrassing failure?"

        - Roger and Wesley Wyndham-Pryce, "Lineage"

"The perception is we're weak."
"No, the perception is I'm weak. That's why I'm the one they went after."

        - Angel and Wesley, "Lineage"

"Right now I feel like the guy who shot his own father."
"don't beat yourself up. You know I killed my actual dad. It was one of the first things I did when I became a vampire."
"I hardly see how that's the same situation."
"Yeah. I didn't really think that one through."

        - Wesley is not impressed with Angel's attempts to comfort him, "Lineage"

"Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh... I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-"
"Thank you. I'm...very comforted. Right."

        - Spike attempts to comfort Wesley, "Lineage"

"If you're here to tell me about how you killed your parents... perhaps it could wait for another time."
"What? No. They're fine."

        - Wesley and Fred, "Lineage"

"All channels, we have a code black. Affirmative. We are closing Pandora's Box."

        - Wolfram and Hart security go into lockdown mode, "Destiny"

"Thank you! Thank you! That thing was gonna kill me!"
"Well, what do you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood? I got half a mind to kill you myself, you half-wit. I mean, honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take 2 steps, break your bloody ankle... Can't throw a bloody stone in this town without hitting some bimbo in trouble."

        - Spike rescues a maiden in distress, "Soul Purpose"

"I already told the police everything I know."
"Well, let's go over it again, just in case you left out any details."
"What he said. But with a bit more of a threat at the end."

        - Angel and Spike play good cop-bad cop, "Damage"

"Hardwood floors. Central air. Original wainscoting throughout. She's a real charmer from top to bottom."
"The walls scream with the blood of the innocent."

        - A Realtor says her piece to a Wolfram & Hart Psychic, "Damage"

"I've got 12 vampire slayers behind me and none of them has ever dated you."

        - Andrew faces down Angel, "Damage"

"Oh, God."
"I think God is out at the moment."

        - Fred and Wesley discover a gruesome scene, "You're Welcome"

"Guess we missed our moment, huh?"
"Maybe we were meant to. Or maybe people like us just don't get to... have that."
"Angel, there are no people like us."

        - Cordelia and Angel wonder what might have been "You're Welcome"

"Is this OK? I mean, I am evil, technically. I don't mind torturing her for the team."

        - Harmony tackles Eve, "You're Welcome"

"Angel, you're not going down there alone."
"The fail-safe's meant for me. I'm not gonna risk anybody I care about."
"I'll go."
"OK."

        - Angel declines Fred's offer of help and readily accept Spike's, "You're Welcome"

"You're a Nazi?"
"What? Oh. No. I just ate one. So... they got you, too, eh? Phew. Mmm. Nabbed me in Madrid. Sneaky bastards, the SS. Don't ever go to a 'free virgin blood' party. Turns out it's probably a trap."

        - Angel and Spike meet in an unexpected place, "Why We Fight"

"God save the King! Send him victorious, happy and glorious!"

        - Spike, upsetting Germans, "Why We Fight"

"Aren't you gonna ask me how I got in here?"
"No. You'd be amazed how many people break into this building on a regular basis."

        - Lawson and Angel discuss Wolfram & Hart security, "Why We Fight"

"Those are our orders. Isn't that the point? Following orders?"
"There's a difference between orders and purpose, sir. I didn't sign on 'cause I needed directions... I can even handle dying, if I know it's for a greater purpose."

        - Angel and Lawson, in military mode, "Why We Fight"

"Look, if cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win?"
"Ah. You've been yelling at each other for 40 minutes about this? ...Do the astronauts have weapons?"

        - Wesley interrupts a theoretical debate between Spike and Angel, "Hole in the World"

"You and me. This isn't working out."
"Are you saying we should start annoying other people?"

        - Angel has had enough of Spike, "Hole in the World"

"What's your favorite color? What's your favorite song? Who's the goalkeeper for Manchester United? And how many fingers am I holdin' up?"

        - Spike to Drogyn, the man who cannot lie, "Hole in the World"

"I've loved you since I've known you. I think maybe even before."

        - Wesley to Fred, "Hole in the World"

"Look. Humans rule the Earth. They will last for millennia... like roaches crawling everywhere. Crying and sweating and puking their feelings all over you. Go back. Sleep until the humans are gone. They are stupid and weak. They'll kill each other off and you can return to the world you deserve. Leave this shell."

        - Wesley, trying to convince Illyria, "Shells"

"In the world of men, a person dies, they stay that way."
"Death doesn't have to be the end, not in our world. Rules can be broken."

        - Spike to Angel, seeking hope beyong hope, "Shells"

"The girl of your dreams loved you. That's more than most people ever get."
"I know. But it isn't enough."

        - Harmony comforts Wesley, "Shells"

"Nobody gets in this building without clearance from me. I want a guard at every entrance, every elevator, every stairwell. Cover the whole building."
"OK, but you know how that never works..."

        - Angel and Harmony, "Underneath"

"You always know where you are."
"It's my particular skill."
"This is only the first layer. Don't you wanna see how deep I go?"

        - Fred and Wesley, in Wesley's dream, "Underneath"

"I'm trapped on a roof. Just one roof in this time and this place, with an unstable human who drinks too much whiskey and called me a Smurf. You don't worship me at all, do you?"

        - Illyria, to Wesley, "Underneath"

"The war's here, Angel. And you're already two soldiers down."

        - Lindsey, "Underneath"

"So...demons, vampires, doctors with claws... and I'm some sort of superhero. OK."

        - Connor, taking things in his stride, "Origin"

"I'd like to keep Spike as my pet."

        - Illyria, to Angel, "Origin"

"Did you kill all of my guards?"
"All the ones I could find."
"Mmm. I should have given them the day off. "

        - Vail and Angel, "Origin"

"Come on, sparky. Let's go. This heart ain't gonna cut itself out."

        - Gunn, putting on a brave face, "Origin"

"Fair's not something we worry about."

        - Angel, to Connor, "Origin"

"You are a summation of recollections. Each change is simply a point of experience."
"We are more than just memories."

        - Illyria and Wesley, trying to understand being human, "Origin"

"You come near my family again, and I'll slit your throat. And if that doesn't kill you, I'll chop your whole head off."

        - Connor, to Vail, "Origin"

"These prophecies are turning out to be pretty overrated. I gotta tell you, kid, you're making a good case for the whole concept of free will."

        - Sahjahn to Connor, "Origin"

"Try to push reality out of your mind. Focus on the other memories. They were created for a reason."
"To hide from the truth?"
"To endure it."

        - Wesley and Illyria, "Origin"

"Think about profits. It's profits that let you keep this plucky little boat-load of good above water. It's a business, boys, not a batcave."

        - Hamilton, "Time Bomb"

"Do you know what you were when I was young? You were the muck at our feet. We called you the ooze that eats itself. You were pretty at night. You sparkled, and you stank. You still stink of it!"
"Will you just shut up for once?"
"What?"
"My God, the speechifying. Has it ever occured to you that now might not be the best time for when-we-were-muck stories?"

        - Illyria and Angel, "Time Bomb"

"I'm already seeing somebody."
"What, dog girl?"

        - Angel and Spike, about Nina, "The Girl In Question"

"I just wanna see you happy... Well, not too happy, 'cause then I'd have to stake ya."

        - Spike to Angel, "The Girl In Question"

"Sending your lackeys to do your stalking for you. That is really pathetic."

        - Spike to Angel, "The Girl In Question"

"I had a relationship with her, too."
"OK, sleeping together is not a relationship."
"It is if you do it enough times."

        - Spike and Angel, bickering about Buffy, "The Girl In Question"

"She'd never fall for a centuries-old guy with a dark past who may or may not be evil."

        - Angel, finding out about Buffy, "The Girl In Question"

"Change back. Be blue. Be anything. Don't be her. Don't ever be her."
"As you wish."

        - Wesley and Illyria, "The Girl In Question"

"Can't we just lock her away in a box where no one can ever touch her? You know? Like we did with Pavayne?"
"I don't think she'd let us. She's pretty strong."

        - Spike and Angel, discussing what to do with Buffy, "The Girl In Question"

"People are dying every day all over. This girl is just one more statistic."
"The statistic's name was Stacey Bluth."

        - Angel and Wesley, "Power Play"

"I want to be with you if there's trouble."
"You don't want to be with me. You don't want to be near me."
"Because I might get hurt?"
"Because I'm the thing that'll hurt you."

        - Nina and Angel, "Power Play"

"I play this game... it's pointless and annoys me... and yet, I'm compelled to play on."

        - Illyria, perhaps talking about more than 'Crash Bandicoot', "Power Play"

"The circle does not abide secrets."
"Which is interesting for a secret society."

        - Sebassis and Angel, in the Circle of the Black Thorn, "Not Fade Away"

"We're interested in Mr. Wyndam-Price. He seems intriguingly unstable."

        - Vail, looking for new recruits, "Not Fade Away"

"Although I do remember... my heart. And the way it would thump when I kissed a really hot boy for the first time. That was cool."

        - Harmony, remembering her human self, "Not Fade Away"

"I know how bad things are, how much sway the demons hold. I happen to be the greatest mass murderer you've ever met."

        - Angel, to Lindsey, "Not Fade Away"

"Still fighting the good fight?"
"That's the drill. How are things uptown?"
"More fight, less good."

        - Gunn, saying goodbye to Annie, "Not Fade Away"

"You are what I don't understand. Angel told you to do whatever you wanted today. Tonight, you may all be dead. I am not what you want."
"No."
"Then why--"
"Don't I go off and have one last perfect day? ...There is no perfect day for me, Illyria. There is no sunset or painting or finely-aged scotch that's going to sum up my life and make tonight any-- There is nothing that I want."

        - Illyria and Wesley, "Not Fade Away"

"What the hell are you doing here?"
"Come on. You drop by for a cup of coffee, and the world's not ending? Please."

        - Angel greets Connor, "Not Fade Away"

"Would you like me to lie to you now?"
"Yes. Thank you. Yes."

        - Illyria and Wesley, at the end, "Not Fade Away"

"You cannot beat me. I am a part of them. The Wolf, Ram, and Hart. Their strength flows through my veins. My blood is filled with their ancient power."
"Can you pick out the one word there you probably shouldn't have said?"

        - Hamilton and Angel, "Not Fade Away"

Illyria: I'm feeling grief for him. I can't seem to control it. I wish to do more violence.
Spike: Well, wishes just happen to be horses today.
Angel: Among other things.
Gunn: You take the 30,000 on the left.
Illyria: You're fading. You'll last 10 minutes at best.
Gunn: Then let's make it memorable.
Spike: In terms of a plan?
Angel: We fight.
Spike: Bit more specific.
Angel: Well, personally, I kind of want to slay the dragon. Let's get to work.

        - The gang aren't going down without a fight, "Not Fade Away"

# SEASON FOUR - SLOUCHING TOWARD BETHLEHEM #

"Wouldn't think kidnapping his son would have such a negative effect on our friendship."
"You thought you were doing the right thing. I hear that can be confusing."
        - Wesley and Lilah, "Deep Down"

"What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective."
        - Angel, to Connor, "Deep Down"

"Who are you?"
"Who are you?"
"I asked you first."
"What are you, seven?"
        - Angel and Gwen, "Ground State"

"What I find interesting? The fact that I can smell you and Wesley all over each other."
        - Angel to Lilah, "Ground State"

"Don't feel bad honey, if I had your head for numbers I'd be counting cards too."
        - Gunn, to Fred, "The House Always Wins"

"So... I look Russian to you?"
"Black Russian."
"That's a drink."
"Says the head spy."
        - Gunn and Cordy, "Slouching Toward Bethlehem"

"Says the vampire with a soul and his wacky gang of sidekicks."
"Um, not a sidekick."
        - Cordy and Gunn, "Slouching Toward Bethlehem"

Fred: "Hello, back to the something. Is that why you ran out while Cordelia was singing?"
Lorne: "Well, A: I wasn't running, I was fleeing, and B: Yes."
Gunn: "Well, how horrible is this thing?"
Lorne: "Well, I haven't read the Book of Revelations lately, but if I was searching for adjectives, I'd probably start there."
        - The gang are "Slouching Toward Bethlehem"

"So I'm an idiot. What are you - perfect?"
        - Lorne, "Spin The Bottle"

Angel: Mad. You're all mad. These clothes. Your speech. This place. What land is this?
Gunn: What land is it supposed to be?
Wesley: Yes, where do you hail from, friend?
Angel: I'm not your friend, you English pig. We never wanted you in Ireland. We don't want you now.
Gunn: You Irish?
Cordelia: You don't sound Irish?
Angel: For most certain, I sound exactly - Something wrong with my voice.
        - The gang, "Spin The Bottle"

"It's about time the English got what's comin' to 'em. I'm rootin' for the slave."
        - Angel, being Irish, cheering on Gunn against Wes, "Spin The Bottle"

"Don't worry. I'm not gonna turn into Amnesia Action Figure Cordy again."
        - Cordy, "Rain Of Fire"

"Time for the big fight scene."
        - Gunn, "Sacrifice"

"Jasmine, she's bringing peace to everyone, purging all of their hate and anger. But not me. Not me! I know she's a lie. Jasmine. My whole life's been built on them. I just... I guess I thought this one was better than the others."
        - Connor, "Peace Out" (full transcript) 

"There are no absolutes. No right and wrong. Haven't you learned anything working for the Powers? There are only choices. I offered paradise. You chose this!"
"Because I could. Because that's what you took away from us. Choice."
"And look what free will has gotten you."
"Hey, I didn't say we were smart. I said it's our right. It's what makes us human."
"But you're not human."
"Working on it."
        - Jasmine and Angel, "Peace Out"

"Thousands of people are dead because of what you've done."
"And how many will die because of you? I could've stopped it, Angel. All of it. War, disease, poverty. How many precious, beautiful lives would've been saved in a handful of years? Yes, I murdered thousands to save billions. This world is doomed to drown in its own blood now."
"The price was too high, Jasmine. Our fate has to be our own, or we're nothing."
        - Jasmine and Angel, "Peace Out"

"What are the odds the humans would be the most corruptible?"
        - Wesley, "Home"

"If you prefer to be armed during your stay here, we'd have no objections. Just because we've tried to kill or corrupt each and every one of you at one time or another doesn't mean we can't be trusted."
        - Lilah, greeting the gang, "Home"

"You've suffered enough. I want you to find some peace."
"Gallant to the end...but I knew what I signed up for."
        - Wesley and Lilah, "Home"

# SEASON THREE - OFFSPRING #

"So, now that she's alive again are they gonna get back together? Angel and that girl with the goofy name?"
        - Fred, "Fredless"

Cordy:  Lemme break it down for you, Fred. (Imitating Buffy) Oh, Angel. I know that I am a Slayer, and you're a vampire and it would be impossible for us to be together, but --
Wesley:  But... my gypsy curse, sometimes prevent me from seeing the truth. Oh Buffy --
Cordy:  Yes Angel?
Wesley:  I love you so much I almost forgot to brood.
Cordy:  And just because I sent you to hell that one time doesn't mean that we can't just be friends.
Wesley:  Or possibly more?
Cordy:  Gasp! No! We mustn't!
Wesley:  Kiss me!
Cordy:  Bite me!
Angel:  How 'bout you both bite me?
Fred:  You're back!
Gunn:  How'd it go?
Angel:  I think those two pretty much summed it up.
        - Angel, catching the gang performing the Buffy-Angel melodrama, "Fredless"

# SEASON TWO - BELONGING #

"You're not the maid."
"I don't know what you mean."
"You're not a maid in this hotel. There's no cleaning trolley outside the door, those sheets are dirty and you're the wrong color."
        - Angel and Judy, "Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been?"

"Maybe we can help."
"You two? I find Deevak I'm gonna need more than C3PO and stick figure Barbie backin' me up!"
        - Gunn isn't impressed with Cordy's (and Wesley's) offer of help, "First Impressions"

"Vampire living in a city known for its sun, driving a convertible... Why do you hate yourself?"
        - Swami, psychoanalysing Angel, "Guise Will Be Guise"

Cordelia : She slept with him?
Bryce : You were supposed to be Angel, this wouldn't have happened. That's why I hired him. He's a eunuch.
Cordelia : You slept with her?
Angel : A eunuch?
Wesley : Things happen, two young people, danger.
Virginia: What are you talking about?
Bryce : She was a virgin before you got here.
Virginia : I was not a virgin.
Bryce : What?
Wesley : Oh thank goodness.
Gunn : Yo, I could've told you she wasn't no virgin.
Angel : Not a eunuch.
Cordelia : One day as Angel, *one day*, and he's getting some.
Bryce : What? How could you? I kept you away from all men.
Angel : The curse isn't even all that clear.
        - Things get a little crazy in Angel's absence, "Guise Will Be Guise"

"We have no intention of doing anything so prosaic as 'winning'. For us, there is no fight. We go on, no matter what. Our firm has always been here in one form or another; the Inquisition, the Khmer Rouge - we were here the first time a caveman clubbed his neighbour and watched in fascination as his brains oozed out in the dirt. We're in the hearts and minds of  every living human being and that, friend, is what's making things so difficult for you. The senior partners are evil and powerful beyond imagination, and you can try to fight them, but the source of their power... that's beyond all of us.
The world doesn't work in spite of evil, Angel. It works with us. It works because of us. When you locked those cellar doors and left me to die, you reached your Shanshu. In that      moment, with that one act, you were as close to your own humanity as you'll ever be. If there wasn't evil in every single one of them out there, why, they wouldn't be people. They'd all be angels."
            - Holland Manners, Wolfram & Hart, to Angel, "Reprise"

Gunn: Oh, I uh, see we have company.
Cordy: That's Harmony. She's visiting for a couple of days.
Wesley: It's alright to speak freely in front of her... she's a vampire.
Gunn: Don't we kill them anymore?
            - Harmony brings some "Disharmony"

# SEASON ONE - CITY OF #

Doyle : "I like the place. I mean it’s not much with the view, but it has a nice bat-cave sort of an air to it."

Angel : "Why would a woman I’ve never met even talk to me?"
Doyle laughs : "Have you looked into a mirror lately? (hesitates) No, I guess you really haven’t, no."

Cordelia : "Can you believe it? I mean I just started it to make some quick cash, and then boom, it was like my life! - so are you still (holds up her hands like claws and makes a face) – grrr?"
Angel : "Yeah, there’s not actually - a cure for that."

Cordelia : "Oh, god. I’m sorry! I’m getting all weepy in front of you. I probably look really scary. (gets up and looks around the room) I finally get invited to a nice place – with no mirrors, - and lots of curtains… hey, you’re a vampire!" Russell : "What? No, I’m not."
Cordelia : "Are too!"
Russell : "I don’t know what you’re talking about."
Cordelia : "Hey, I’m from Sunnydale. We had our own Hellmouth! I think I know a vampire when I’m - alone with him - in his fortress-like home. And you know, I think I’m just feeling a little light headed from hunger. I’m just wacky. And kidding! Ha, ha."

Russell (to Angel) : "You made a very big mistake coming here."
Cordelia : "You don’t know who he is, do you? Oh, boy! You are about to get your ass kicked!"

LONELY HEARTS

Doyle : It's not like you have a signal folks can shine in the sky whenever you need help, right?

Doyle : See, you need to chat people up a bit more casual like, you know? "Hi, what's your name? How's life treating you? What's that you say? Minions from hell getting you down?"

Angel : I'm just looking for someone to ... rescue? Are you maybe in need of some rescuing?

Angel : This socializing thing is brutal. I mean I was young once. I used to go to bars. It was never like this.
Doyle : No, you used to go to taverns, man. Small towns, everybody used to know each other.
Cordelia : Yeah, like high school. It's easy to date there. We all had so much in common. Being monster food every other week for instance.

Angel : How'd you pick up computer skills?
Cordelia : Downloading pictures of naked women?
Doyle : Well that's more or less accurate.

IN THE DARK

Spike :
"How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad-hunk-of-a-night-thing?"
"No need little lady. Your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a bad-ass vampire. But love, and a pesky curse, defanged me. And now, I'm just a *big* fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No! Not the hair! Never the hair."
"But there must be some way I can show my appreciation."
"No, helping those in need's my job. And working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough."
"I understand. I have a nephew who's gay, so..."
"Say no more. Evil's still afoot. And I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair gel I like so much. Quickly! To the Angel-mobile! Away!"

Doyle : I got something that'll boost your spirits. Why don't you put it on, and here, I'll stake ya. It'll be fun!

Doyle : Okay, you have it your way, but I'm still going to celebrate with a drink down at the pub.
Cordelia : He'd celebrate the opening of a mailbox with a drink down at the pub.

Spike : It's called addiction, Angel. We all have them. I believe yours is named Slutty the Vampire Slayer.

Spike : Speaking of little Buff. I ran into her recently. Your name didn't come up. Although, she has been awful busy jumping the bones of the very first lunkhead who came long. Good looking fellow. Used her shamelessly. She is *cute* when she's hurting, isn't she?
Angel : She's cuter when she's kicking your ass.

ROOM WITH A VIEW

Doyle : Who's Aura?
Angel : I think she's one of Cordelia's group. People called them the Cordettes. A bunch of girls from wealthy families. They ruled the high school, decided what was in, who was popular. It's like the Soviet Secret Police if they cared a lot about shoes.

Cordelia : This apartment! I could be me again. Punishment over. It's like, welcome back to your life! Like, I couldn't be *that* awful if I get to have a place like that. It's just like you.
Angel : Working for redemption.
Cordelia : Um, I meant because you used to have that mansion.

Cordelia : I'm not a sniveling, whining little cry-Buffy. I'm the nastiest girl in Sunnydale history. I take crap from no one!

Cordelia : Yeah, I have a roommate, but it's cool. I never see him. Hey, hey, phantom Dennis. Put that back!

SENSE AND SENSITIVITY

Angel : Cordelia, you need to...
Cordelia : No! I don't care what horrible thing is about to happen - asteroids are hurtling towards Earth, unspeakable evil is rising in the San Fernando Valley, Jar Jar is getting his own talk show, whatever - I don't want to hear about it. Not 'til you ask us how it went.
Angel : ... call your mother back.

Doyle : Angel, come on. You've got to snap out of this.
Cordelia : Right now. It's time for you to get all vampy and... <holds up claws and makes face> GRRR! Kate needs you!
Angel : I don't want to. You both withdraw when I go vamp. I feel you judge me.
Cordelia : We won't judge you. Will we? Give it a try.
Angel : Closeness is too important to me right now.

I WILL REMEMBER YOU

Cordelia : Batten down the hatches. Here comes Hurricane Buffy.
Doyle : You think? Maybe he's over her.
Cordelia : You have so much to learn Little Irish Man.

HERO

Cordy : Okay, we fade up on an aerial shot -- downtown, skyscrapers, lights, yadda yadda yadda. We hear a narrator -- preferably famous, maybe that bald Star Trek guy or one of the cheaper Baldwin brothers -- and he says, "It's a big, bad city out there." Cut to a woman walking down a dark, spooky street -- alone. We'll cast some beautiful, young actress -- maybe an up-and-coming starlet whose career is on the verge of taking off. Anyway, she's all nervous, right? Mucho vulnerable.
The voice guy says, "Danger lurks around every corner." She's attacked by big, ugly goon -- with a knife! She screams, "Help! Is there no one to help me?" "Well, now there's someone who'll answer your call. He'll protect you. Catch you when you fall. You can count on it."
Angel (commercial): "And you can count on me. Because I'm the Dark Avenger."
Angel : I'm the what?

Cordy : Our boss is in a funk. You know that he's only happy when he's fighting evil. Let's drum some up!
Doyle : I don't know what we need evil for when we've got you right here. Cordy : I heard that.

EXPECTING

Angel : All right so, why is Mrs. Benson filed under 'p?'
Cordy : Because she's from France. Remember what a pain she was?
Angel : Yeah. It made me wanna drink a lot.
Cordy : Well, that's the French for ya.

Sarina : (to Wesley) That Hugh Grant thing is really starting to work for me.

Wesley : You don't think sticking the adze in the wall put them off?
Angel : That was charming.
Wesley : What about the fact they thought we were gay?
Angel : Adds mystery.

Cordy : All right Dennis, knock it off! This is the one guy I've actually liked in a long time and if you keep killing the mood, I'll kill you! All right, empty threat, you being a ghost and already dead and all. But I'll do something worse. I'll play Evita around the clock, the one with Madonna.

Angel : I don't think I've ever realized just how disgusting that was.
(after seeing Cordy drinking blood from the fridge)

THE PRODIGAL

Darla (regarding Angel): He's magnificent.
Barmaid: Oh, yeah, God's gift alright.
Darla : Really? I've never known God to be so generous.
Barmaid : Oh, his lies sound pretty when the stars are out. But he forgets every promise he's made when the sun comes up again.
Darla : That wouldn't really be a problem for me, actually.

Darla : Your victory over him took but moments.
Angelus : Yes.
Darla : But his defeat of you will last lifetimes.
Angelus : What are you talking about? He can't defeat me now.
Darla : Nor can he ever approve of you. In this world or any other. What we once were informs all that we have become. The same love will infect our hearts, even if they no longer beat. Simple death won't change that.
Angelus : Love. Is this the work of love?
Darla : Darling boy. So young. Still so very young.

FIVE BY FIVE

Angel : Funny, you'd think with all the people I've maimed and killed, I wouldn't be able to remember every single one.

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