Joey : What was that?
Dawson : A kiss...I
think.
Joey : You kissed
me.
Dawson : I know.
Dawson : It was just the sweetest, most romantic, Fourth of July fireworky, waves crashing on the shore, beyond any movie I could ever imagine kiss.
Pacey : You know I can't believe this. After years of gratuitous self-examination, you finally did it, you acted. I mean, I thought you and Joey were going to draw out this 'will they-won't they' drama for at least another couple of years. Sam and Diane didn't get together for at least 4 seasons and Mulder and Scully...they haven't even kissed! If you and Joey can get across this romantic checkmate thing you've been in for GOD knows how many years...anything is possible!
Joey : Hey Dawson:
Hey. As my first act as your date, I thought choclates, diamonds, covertibles...
but um, I settled for a foliage.
Joey : Foliage is
good.
Dawson : So, should
we go?
Joey : Yeah.
Dawson : Okay... I'm
really glad we've already bypassed the end of the evening "will she kiss
me" drama. Um... so it should be pretty much smooth sailing from here on
out...
Joey : Yeah, but now
you endure the agony of "well, i've already kiss her so should we just
check into a motel and go at it like porn stars" anxiety. Dawson : I..
I think I can handle that
Joey : Well.. Um...
good, cause I know a good motel...
Dawson : Um.. How
about we start with something very simple... Something that goes beyond
this month's Penthouse Forum.
Joey : And.. Um..
what would that be Dawson?
Dawson: I would really
like to hold your hand.
Joey : Okay.
Jen : The whole time
that we were dating, were you really wishing that you were with Joey?
Dawson : What? No.
Jen : It seems a little
sad really, that I was the girl who's sole purpose was to allow you to
figure out who you were in love with.
~
CROSSROADS
Mitch : Dawson, boy-girl sleep overs are no longer within the appropriate boundries. Now Joey isn't a little girl anymore, which you've seemed to have noticed.
Pacey : You know what, your absolutely right. I'm sick and tired of being Dawson Leery's sidekick. I'm gonna get my own story line!
Abby : You can bet
those 2 won't be the poster couple for abstinence much longer.
Jen : What, Joey and
Dawson? Yeah right, she'll hold out and he'll just get sick and tired of
it...
Abby : Oh, come on,
all those years of sleeping in the same bed. There's not much more they
need to know about eachother if you know what I mean.
Jen : No, no, they're
like brother and sister. I mean Dawson even told me so himself he doesn't
ever think of her sexually...
Abby : Well maybe
they're pretending they're in Kentucky...
Jen : Hey.
Pacey : Hey.
Jen : What are you
bumming about?
Pacey : Nothing...
I got a bad case of the Molly Ringwalds today...
Jen : Hmm... let me
see, umm in "Breakfast Club," she gets detention... "Pretty In Pink," she
gets dumped before Prom... In "16 Candles," everybody forgets about her
birthday... is that it? Is today your birthday?
Pacey : Big 1-6, whoopee!
Pacey : I should be
happy for them... I am happy for them...
Jen : Me too...
Pacey : No you're
not...
Jen : I know.
Jack : Excuse me, do you have a second, could you tell your sister I work here now, cause she's not letting me in the kitchen.
Dawson : God, think about it, you and me together? It's perfect... None of that pretentious getting-to-know-you crap. I already know everthing there is to know about you. How you think, how you feel.
Pacey : Are we having
a moment here?
Dawson : I think we
are.
Pacey : Okay, can't
say it hasn't been pleasant talking to you, but don't you think you should
go out and mingle, and meet some new people?
Andie : Yeah, I probably
should, but new people make me nervous, I never know what to say, and eventually
I just clam up totally...
Pacey : You joking?
Because you haven't stopped talking since the moment I meant you...
Andie : Well you don't
make me nervous, you make me mad... Mad beats nervous...
Andie : Hey, you're
in luck, another varsity cheerleader slash rocket scientist, and she's
checking you out..
Pacey : She's looking
at me? You know, cause I haven't had a lot of luck with the senior cheerleaders
this year...
Andie : Luck has nothing
to do with it. Some older women happen to like younger men...
<Pacey just laughs
>
Andie : So go ahead,
go talk to her, what have you got to lose?
Pacey : I don't know...
Uh, dignity, humility, face...
Andie : Ah, It's not
like you had any of those things to begin with...
Pacey : Okay, you
know what McPhee, I really wish I made you nervous.
~
ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLES
Dawson : "Don't even
try to tell me that when you were my age, you weren't sneaking around and
making out with girls in the backs of cars and movie theatres!"
Mitch : "You're right,
I was. But that was the whole fun of being fifteen, Dawson! It was the
fear of getting caught that made it more dangerous... and exciting!"
Dawson : "So by restricting
my access to Joey, what you're really trying to do is liven up my sex life?
Hear that, mom?"
Jen: "What are you saying? That I- I- I should just take off all my clothes and throw myself at him?" Abby: "It could work!"
Dawson: Well… Ugh,
meaning, Look at you! Is that the kind of thing you normally wear to a
study session? I mean, you’ve been making suggestive comments, and touching
me all night, and trying to be—
Jen: Dawson, If you
can’t handle being in the same room with me—
Dawson: Look, I can
handle being in the same room with you, I just can’t handle you throwing
yourself at me every other second. I mean don’t you find it humiliating?
Jen: I’m not humiliating
anybody… And I know that you’re with Joey and I accept that, I just don’t
respect it. And I don’t mean this in a slutty self-degrading sort of way,
but I just want to let you know that you’ve got options. And I’m one of
them.
Dawson: Who are you?
What happened to Jen?
Jen: She got bored,
she decided to liven things up a bit.
<She kisses him.>
Jen: I hope you can
handle it Dawson.
~
TAMARA's RETURN
Andie : I don’t really
know you Dawson but if I ask you something, do you swear that you’ll keep
it in the strictest of confidence?
Dawson : Yeah, absolutely.
Andie : Has… Pacey
said anything to you about possibly, liking someone? Dawson : Liking someone?
Liking who?
Andie : Liking? Well,
I don’t know.. Me?
Dawson : Um, I don’t
recall
Andie: Oh…
Dawson : But that
doesn’t mean that he doesn’t like you, he could very well like you, he
just didn’t say anything to me. Why? Do you like him?
Andie : Me? Like Pacey?
No way… Well… maybe, possibly…
Dawson : Well, why
don’t you just.. tell him?
Andie : I could never,
ever tell Pacey that. I mean, he’s a pig! He’s obnoxious, there’s just
no way. And you have to swear to me that you won’t tell him either. Dawson
: Why do I suddenly feel like I’m in second grade.
Joey : Hey Bessie,
you think I could have the day off since there’s nobody here and there’s
this huge art exhibit at the college that I’m dying to go see. Please…
Bessie : Sure, I’ll
hold down the fort…
Joey : You are without
a doubt, my favorite sister.
Bessie : I’m your
only sister… And Joey, this place is dead, why don’t you take Jack with
you?
Joey : There’s priceless
art at this exhibit, I mean he could do some serious damage…
Bessie : Take him!
I feel sorry for him he just sits around… looking dopey… Joey : Hey Jack!
Do you know what an art exhibit is?
Jack : Heh, Yeah!
Joey: Do you want to go to one?
Jack : Sure…
Joey : This should
be entertaining…
Dawson: Andie… Andie
likes you.
Pacey: Andie hates
me!
Dawson: When a girl
hates you the way Andie hates you it really means that she likes you. It’s
basic kindergarten psychology.
~
FULL MOON RISING
"By moonlight many years ago my true love did I know. And by that moon I begged her wait, but that night did she go. So young lovers heed my words, don’t squander love away. The moon is changing ever still so comes the light of day."
Andie : "So where are
we going?"
Pacey : "How about
the movies? That way we dont have to talk too much, so there's less chance
of punches being thrown."
~
THE DANCE
Andie : I'm so excited
about the Homecoming dance next weekend.
Pacey : Homecoming
Dance? My God, we're hanging out with Marcia Brady.
Andie : You guys mean
that you’d rather watch a movie about something than doing it yourselves?
Joey and Dawson :
Correct.
Andie : Heh, you guys
are a bunch of cynics you know that? I mean what kind of high school memories
are you guys going to have if all you did in high school was bitch and
moan about everything?
Joey : Bitching memories—
Dawson : Moaning memories.
Andie : So Witter,
I hope you have your moves polished and ready, ‘cause I plan on making
a dancin’ fool outta you.
Pacey : Sorry, No
can do McPhee. I don’t dance.
Andie : What do you
mean you don’t dance?
Pacey : Well it’s
simple I don’t like it and I’m really not any good at it. I mean, it’s
bad enough that I’m goin’ on Saturday, don’t expect me to get out there
and busting-a-move cause it’s just not gonna happen.
Andie : You don’t
dance? You are just beyond immature…
Pacey : Well, you’re
overbearing.
Andie : Boring.
Pacey : Hypersensitive.
Andie : Vulgar.
Pacey : Pick ya up
at 7?
Andie : Great.
Pacey : Okay.
Dawson : You 2 having
a spat?
Pacey : No, it’s just
are usual passive aggressive banter.
Andie : Mm-hmm…
Pacey : She's cute, he's cute, they've never met before, they're complete opposites and its gonna get ugly in about oh, 20 minutes.
Dawson : Don't do that! You're not going to use who I am to distract from the fact that you screwed up.
~
THE ALL-NIGHTER
Dawson : I mean think about it, there’s not a single dramatic story line in existence that Shakespeare didn’t cover - Family revenge, Political intrigue, the great gender battle… The guy mapped it all out for us. And what was his parting lesson? What genres of all genres did he finally arrived at after years of toil and sacrifice? Tragedy. Like all great romantics he finally realized that life is a lot more likely to end up with a bunch of dead Danish people on stage that with a kiss…
Mr. Peterson : "What light through yonder window breaks?" It is the mid-term. And your impending failure is but hours away. Blue Books! You will notice they are blank, and for many of you, they will score higher as such, than when actually written in…
Mr. Peterson : I will be hosting a study session in this classroom at 3 o’clock, it is my recommendation that you attend. Unless of course your parents have dedicated at least a wing or two to an Ivy League institution, in which case your tragic East-Coast, aristocratic, social, alcoholic fate has already been sealed.
Pacey : These chick magazines are racier than Playboy, there’s always some article in there about how to prolong your this, or arouse your that…
Dawson : Have you ever
paid for sex?
Chris : Does dinner
count?
Andie : Question number 84--ooh--"Have you ever fantasized about a friend's significant other?" Ooh, very quiet in the room all of a sudden.
Chris : I’m a good
pacer. I know when to speed up, when to slow down...
Jen : And when to
leave somebody alone?
Chris : Jen, is there
a particular reason why you aren’t receptive to my wily charms?
Jen : Other that the
fact that you emit them regularly to any skirt within a 6-mile radius?
Chris : Actually,
I have a car, so it’s more like a Tri-State area.
Andie: "Dear Class, went home with a cold that was considerably more important than you. The test is still on for tomorrow, study the sample questions, until then. Hardly Yours, Mr. Peterson."
Dena : With me… always.
So, care to fill me in on the details of your little love affair?
Dawson : I’d… rather
not discuss it actually, thanks.
Dena : You’re right
Dawson, why talk? People like you and me can say everything with a look.
Pacey : You know Chris, is there anything redeeming about you, other than your house?
Chris : I’m tellin’
ya, they’re out there screwing around by now. Everyone knows make up sex
is the best kind.
Dawson : I wouldn’t
know.
Chris : Don’t worry
buddy, the way you and Joey are going at it, there’s bound to be some serious
make up sex in your future.
Jen : You know, I used to think it was our mutual feelings for Dawson that kept us apart, I never would have considered that fact that maybe you were just a bitch.
Dawson : Look, you wanted a kiss is that what you want? Are you prepared for everything that comes along with that kiss? Cause it doesn’t just end with a fade out! Alright, there are repercussions, hearts get broken, friendships get ruined, your entire life could fall apart because of one kiss alright. That’s what you have to look forward to! So do yourself a big favor, Don’t rush it!
Andie : I think I was
just more shocked by the idea that you have so much experience, and I,
um, I....
Pacey : Will.
Pacey : You Andie McPhee,
are the girl I love to hate.
Andie : I love to
hate you too…
Dawson : All I’ve been
thinking about lately is how much I want to take back our first kiss. How
much I would pay to just let you climb through that window. I mean, who
knows what would have happened, I mean maybe we’d still be best friends,
maybe you’d still have a thing for me. I just know that I wouldn’t be hurting
like this. But then I think about, everything that kiss brought into my
life. What it was like to look at you and know not just what you were thinking
but what you were feeling because I was feeling the same thing. And then
it’s all worth it. It’s worth all the pain that I’m going through. I want
to regret kissing you Joey, but I can’t. It was the smartest decision I
ever made.
Joey : Dawson, the
2 times I fell in love… on the test… They were both you. I mean the first
time I fell was for my friend, the Dawson I grew up with, the boy across
the creek, and the second time was after we kissed. I mean you became this
whole new person to me, and I fell in love all over again. I mean, just
because we’re not together anymore does not change my feelings for you,
Dawson. It’s me I’m unsure of.
Mr Peterson : Dear Class: Sometimes preparation teaches you more than the exam it’s self. Therefore you have more of it. My illness has claimed me for another day. Test rescheduled.
~
THE RELUCTANT HERO
Pacey : Uh uh. You’re
and endangered species my friend. The last of a dying breed, and this movie
is killing you softly with it’s song.
Dawson : You are insulting
me.
Pacey : No, I’m stating
the obvious. You take in stray dogs, Dawson, you help old women across
the street, you "Just Say No." You are Jimmy Stewart.
Dawson : What does
that make you?
Pacey : The needless
waste, born to walk in the shadows of greater men.
Dawson : I don’t know
what to do man, she’s spiralling.
Pacey : Maybe we should
just finish watching the movie. Jimmy Stewart would know what to do.
Mitch : So um, how’s
Joey?
Dawson : Joey dumped
me, and is falling for another guy, next?
Mitch : And um, Jen?
Dawson : Probably
drunk and stuck to a sidewalk somewhere.
Counselor : Witter,
Pacey. Grade point average 1.7, currently failing Biology and U.S. History.
Extra Curricular Interests, None. Tendency to be disruptive in class. Has
difficulty with tests requiring a #2 pencil. Let’s see here... Career Aptitude
test, I didn’t realize to it was possible to fail an aptitude test. This
shows that you have absolutely zero career objectives. Congratulations,
most people with your academic record can’t walk up right. Pacey : Well,
what are my options?
Counselor : Summer
School. Followed by a return engagement of your sophomore year. And if
by some miracle you make it to graduation, a life of leisure… Until welfare
reform kicks in that is. What? No witty comeback? Now I’m really disappointed
in you, Pacey.
Andie : This isn’t funny Pacey, it’s just that your entire future is on the line here and I just think that you should be a little bit more nervous I mean you’re so not nervous that you’re making me nervous.
Jack : Actually, that
exhibit was moved to The Met last week. However, I’m pretty sure I could
get us reservations say 8:00, at William’s. You know Billy, that um, hot
dog vendor guy down on Bailey’s Wharf.
Joey : Ha, you mean,
like, a date?
Jack : No, no, of
course not, it’s more like a dat.
Joey : Oh, a dat…
Jack : Yeah, you see,
you take the "E" off of date and you have a dat.
Joey : Well, and um,
what do people do on dats?
Jack : Well, there’s
really no code of conduct, and etiquette is definitely possible. Just kinda
make up our own rules, and um, the only requirement is that we have a great
time.
Jen : I want to be
your friend.
Dawson: The way Joey
was my friend?
Jen : Yes, Dawson,
you can come with me. But, can not bitch or moan about my partying habits,
you’ve got to keep an open mind, no judging.
Dawson : I can do
that… Maybe… To some degree.
Jen : And, this is
not a date. You’re way to far gone as a rebound case for me even to be
remotely interested.
Dawson : Is it that
obvious?
Jen : You’re so on
the rebound you’re practically bouncing…
Joey : Jack, how do you know all these things that normal people don’t know, when you don’t know things that normal people do?
Jen : Oh, you’re really
one to talk, Dawson. I mean look at yourself, you don’t drink, and you
don’t mess around, with anybody or anything, but you are the unhappiest
person that I know.
Dawson : You’re absolutely
right! You know, I would take my melancholy over this any day, cause it’s
real. I’m not fighting to pretend that I’m having a good time!
Jen : How’s that for
Irony, huh?… Bad girl throws up on a white picket fence… Don’t be disgusted
by me Dawson, deal with me, okay, accept me, and accept the fact that there
are people in this world that don’t need saving…
Dawson : Jen, you’re
drunk.
Jen : No, Listen to
me, I’ve tried, Okay, I have tried to live my life just like you, I just
don’t have that sort of… hope… But if everybody did then people like you
wouldn’t be so special, so…
Dawson : Jen, you’re
special.
Jen : No, no I’m not,
you just want me to be.
Dawson : I don’t agree
with that, Jen if you weren’t so special then you wouldn’t be so miserable.
~
SEX, SHE WROTE
"I want to talk to you about last night. It always comes out wrong so I thought I'd write it down. The whole night was amazing, but sex changes everything. And I think that we should take some time before anything happens again."
Abby : He's on the
rebound and God knows she likes to bounce.
Chris : What about
you? Do you like to bounce?
Abby : Chris, your
lines land like bricks.
Chris : Abby, you're Nancy Drew.... from hell.
Abby : And Jen? She has way too many intimacy issues to bump someone she cares about.
Jack : It's not that
much fun playing second string.
Jen : I know what
you mean. Don't worry. You'll get used to it. I have.
Jen : As much as I love the guy, he's just not there yet, and I can take all the jerks in the world climbing in and out of my bedroom window but when Dawson Leery does it, it better be for me.
~
UNCHARTED WATERS
Gayle : "Whatcha whatching?"
Andie : "Um, nothing,
we're watching an educational video for school, we're studying human anatomy."
Abby : "No, it's a
porno we borrowed from Dawson's vid collection. Ms. Leery, you have to
face the music. Your son is a pervert!"
Jen : "Abby!"
Abby : "What? I'm
not gonna lie! Unlike some people, I do have morals!"
John : "A lot of things in this life sucks. It's my job to prepare you for that inevitability."
~
HIS LEADING LADY
Pacey : "Don't you think filming the love scene in your own bedroom is a little perverse? Even for you?"
Devon : "So how do you date one guy while you're still in love with another?"
Joey : "She's too short to play me."
Joey : "Listen here you little third-rate wannabe, why don't you take your irritating self and go prey on someone who doesn't see through your pathetic attempt to masqurade bitchiness as research."
~
TO BE OR NOT TO BE
Pacey : "I thought
I was helping you out..."
Jack : "Well, you
weren't. I didn't need a hero."
~
AND THAT IS THE QUESTION
Pacey : "I thought
you said I could have the bed tonight?"
Dawson : "No, I don't
think so."
Pacey : "Joey always
gets the bed..."
Dawson : "Don't go
there."
Jack : "Wait, wait! Even better! We could have a "going into the closet" party and then everybody could come dressed up as their favorite straight person."
~
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR
Dawson (drunk) : "I
wish that my best friend Pacey would just end this transformation into
do-gooder,
A-student and all around sanctimonious teen angel and go back to what he
does best which is make me feel good about my life because his is supposed
to be worse. Then there's Jen Lindley with her drunkenness and her revolving
boyfriend and her wild, wicked ways. I want to party with you!
There's Jack McPhee.
Jack McPhee who likes guys but doesn't mind stealing my girlfriend. Tonight
ladies and gentlemen starring in his own version of In and Out. He's in,
he's out, he's in, he's out, he's in, he's out. In! Out! In! Out! Nice
hair by the way."
~
A PERFECT WEDDING
Abby : "You know..I dont think I'll ever be happy...no matter where I am, I'll always want to be some place else. No matter what I have, I'll always want something different."
~
CH..CH..CH..CHANGES
Jack : "It is worse to be incapable of loving than to not be loved."
~
PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED
Joey: "To continue to love somebody when there's no promise of that love ever thiriving, that is Romance."
Dawson: "Some situations are too tragic to have a hero...this is one of them."
Jen: "Jack, I don't wanna die, but I just didn't care enough to run."
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