PHLATULAS
Brother of Neptune, cousin of Posideon and Supreme God of Under Water Flatulence.
Welcome to my jakuzzi like domain.
Phlatulas, He who talks in the tub, to the true beliver. The unenlightened may converse with themselves. It is I the forgotten God Phlatulas who will be your guide to the Gods once worshiped with their piers upon mighty Olympus, but alas have now been forgotten. I of course am still here and many of my secret followers walk amid your mortal ranks ( you will recognise them as those who laugh out loud when I say something funny through one of my converts in public). It is I who in legend lent my sweet perfumed breath to the river stix to give it its rather unearthly auroma.
Of all the Gods I shall start with those closest to myself, or to whom I am kindred by birth through our shared father Zeus.
PHECIOUS my evil half brother. Unable to secure a domain of worship of his own he viciously attached himself to my enlightened cult by declaring himself the God of Following Through. ZEUS only approved of this because PHECIOUS petioned ZEUS to become the God of Following truth, but waited until ZEUS was plied with wine.
With his scheme successful and many a toga ruined through innocent worship Phecious became powerful and bold. He became envious of Zeus with his ability to smite foes or vent displeasure with lightening bolts. Phecious did immitate the father of the Gods ( in his own unique way ). However his frequent bouts of temper and tantrum did not agree with the pristine marble facades of Olympus and Phecious was soon banished by popular request.
INUDO, the second cousin of Mercury, messenger of the gods. INUDO is the God of inuendo. He was innitialy charged with suplimenting Mercurys messages with crude adons or informing the messages reciepients that something the proud Mercury had siad was less than honerable. His fall from grace was completed when the noble Mercury informed the great Hero Hercules that he could not return to Olympus until he twelve tasks. The third task was to capture the Hind Of Artimes. When Hercules arrived on Olympus and presented ZEUS the buttocks of a man called Artemis in a nice presentation case all eyes turned to INUDO.