DON'T MAKE US COME DOWN THERE

And remind you that Rollers/Sparkers are playing at Mono on Wexford Street in Dublin this Friday with The Jimmy Cake and Warlords of Pez. It will be a night of harsh musical discipline, with hair-raising chord changes and brutalising backbeats stuffed head-first into a malodorous musical minibus. You are all expected to attend. In full uniform.

Now for those of you who weren't paying attention, Mono is on Wexford Street, Dublin.

WHERE IS IT?
Wexford Street. Dublin.

HEY. YOU WITH THE HAIR.
Stop looking out the window. The show will start earlier than usual so get down there in good time to avoid missing any of the acts. Rollers/Sparkers will be first on, taking the stage at 8.15pm.

CARE TO SHARE THE JOKE WITH THE REST OF US?
Didn't think so. Admission will be 6 brick, but we may also accept luncheon vouchers to the value of same.

QUESTION
(i) If admission to the gig costs 6 pounds and there are three bands playing, with each band averaging 6 tunes per set, how much does it cost per tune?
(ii) What is the cost per tune in Euros?

ANSWER
(i) 33.33 pence.
(ii) Dunno sir.