Jokes                                    

Hi, I'm Zoe. Welcome to my web page, this page is all about jokes. Some are funny and some are hilarious, and even my teacher laughed at them.

I hope you will enjoy reading them.

Well off you go then ,  have fun!    

 

How do you make a skeleton laugh ?

Tickle his funnybone.

Your face is like a million dollars  

... all green and crinkly.

What is a cats favourite T.V. Programme?

The mews at ten!

What is grey, has four legs and two trunks?

An elephant going on holiday!

What do you call a cake you can give to mice?  

Cheesecake!

Doctor, Doctor, I've swallowed my pen, what should I do?

You'll have to use a pencil!

What games do horses like playing best?

Stable tennis!                                     Which famous painter always had a cold?

Van Cough!

What do you get if you cross a giant gorilla with a cement mixer?

King Koncrete.

Where  does a dog go when it’s ill?

To the dogtor’s!  

This is a poem I wrote about Jelly

Oh wonderful jelly

I love you when you wobble in my belly

I love you when you wobble on my spoon

I love you when you wobble in my bowl

With a big lump of ice-cream

The jelly on top,

Oh wonderful jelly, I love you a lot.