We hope you enjoy our selection of jokes and poems.
Q: Why do cows have cow bells ?
A: Because their horns don't work !
Q: What do baby snakes play with?
A: Rattle snakes !
Q: What do get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ?
A: A walkie- talkie !
Q: What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
A:
Do-you-think-he-saurus !
C Children in the community who play all day
A Apples that we eat for our healthy teeth
P Packets of healthy food
P People who keep our community clean
A Alphabet that we learn in school
W Where one would get to Cappawhite , I'll tell you ,Tipperary , Ireland
H Help from the garda in the station
I Ice-cream papers in the bin every day
T Tea that the adults drink every night
E Education that I receive in school
The Lion
The lion at school
wasn't very cool.
He went on a stool
And then broke the rule.
The lion came back
to get a snack
Then he let out a roar
He was never in school before.
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