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Avoid them like the plague
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Be aware of what is going on around you by staying in condition yellow.
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Have a plan or two
- (...if not, a "Last Will & Testament will do.)
- Corollary: No plan survives contact with the enemy.
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Bring at least one gun (never bring a knife)
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Bring friends (as friendly witnesses or fire support)
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Let close air support or artillery soften-up the target for you. ;-)
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Make use of available cover
- Remember the difference between concealment and cover.
- Don't get shot (Use cover to your advantage).
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Place your shots well
- Pay attention to where your shots fall
- "Speed's fine, but accuracy is final"
- Don't miss (You can't miss fast enough to win).
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If you're the bad guy, draw & shoot first
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If you're the good guy, draw second and shoot first.
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Bring the biggest gun you can handle
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A chambered semi-auto pistol is more useful than an unchambered one.
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Drawing on folks who already got the drop on you is not conducive to longevity.
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Never turn your back on an armed bad guy, even if he's down.
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A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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If you're bleeding to death,say something witty.
- If you're actually dying, say something deep.
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Never assume your opponent is out of ammo.
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Bring lots of ammo.
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In combat, you will be scared. You will have a tendency to shoot high. Be aware of this and aim low.
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Don't quit just because you're hit;
- GET EVEN!
- Never quit, period.
- There is no prize for second place
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There's no such thing as "unfair advantage"
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He who lives to run away will live to run another day (the best strategy is being somewhere else).
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It is better to give than receive. (Just like Christmas)
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Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.
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Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
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If your opponents didn't have the courtesy to "Count Off!" before beginning, assume that there's one more somewhere.
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When the cops pull up, think fast and move slow.
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Say nothing afterwards but the Seven Magic Words: "I'd like to speak with my attorney."
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Distribute press releases indicating your target belongs to a cult.
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Drop the one with the shotgun first.
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Afterward, alter evidence to favor your position and plan for perjury.
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Use cutesy green-and-purple colored weapons and ammo so the press won't show any video of your non-evil-looking equipment. Fuzzy rifle-wrap works best.
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Insist on *at least* $50K from tabloid TV producers.
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If the enemy is in range, so are you...
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Incoming fire has the right-of-way...
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Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire...
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Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder...
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The easy way is always mined...
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Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo...
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The enemy always attacks on two occasions:
- When you are ready for them.
- When you are not ready for them.
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Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at...
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If you can't remember, then the claymore is pointed at you.
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The enemy diversion you have been ignoring, will be the main attack...
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A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down...
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If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush...
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NEVER draw fire, it irritates everyone around you...
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Make it tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out...
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Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself...
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If you're short of everything, except the enemy, you're in a combat zone..
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When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy...
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When incountering friendly fire, it ain't...
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There is always a way...
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