Yo momma so poor...

1. Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
2. Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
3. Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
4. Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
5. Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
6. Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
7. Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
8. Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
9. Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
10. Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.
11. Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
12. Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money
13. Yo momma so poor you go out for Sunday pushes of the skateboard