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| Loki has been trapped beneath the cleanroom as punishment for a crime he did not commit. It is very lonely down beneath the ceiling, which appears to stretch into infinity. He cannot determine any horizon. There are also no walls, at least, none in any perceivable dimension. There are also no apparent supports separating the ceiling from the ground. Loki decides that the area beneath the cleanroom is an uncommonly strange place. He was lured underneath by a midget shaped like Ken Russel (wearing a suit of IBM Blue). Loki had always been told that there was nothing beneath the cleanroom floor. Indeed he had been curious and asked questions, but a middle manager with pointy hair warned him that there was just some things technicians were not meant to know. One day while sitting happily in his cube, searching for porn, Loki heard a beautiful song coming from just outside the cubicle. He got up and started to investigate. What he found he could not believe. There on the ground, there was a floor tile out of place, and poking out of the resulting hole was a midget. Lokis back brain started screaming, it was so wrong, it was not real. How could anything exist beneath the cleanroom floor? There was nothing but void! What have the management being telling Loki? This was all too much and the midgets song was so beautiful. Everything went black. |
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