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Daffy Dictionary A-Z

A - acute pain - a pretty window

A - avoidable-(a-void-a-bl)what a matador tries to do(avoid a bull)

B - bird seed-what you plant in your garden to grow canaries

B - brazil nut-the wild man who lives at the mouth of the Amazo

C - camelot-arabian parking lot(camel lot

C - close call-telephone conversation with a nextdoor neighbour

D - disease-those areas of earth covered with water(the seas

D - denominator-the person who names a candidate

E - erase-a contest to determine who is the swiftest (a race)

E - extreme-a dried up river bed(ex-stream)

F - fat cat-a flabby tabby

F - fat -the penelty for exceeding the feed limit

G - golden gate bridge-the car spangled banner

G - goose pimples-what a goose gets from eating too much chocolate

H - high chair-a friendly greeting to a piece of furniture(hi chair)

H - humphrey-a suitable name for anyone without humps

I - itch-what happens to your nose when your hands are full

I - inkling-a tiny fountain pen

J - jet-setter-a fast flying dog

J - jonah- the strongest man in the bible.Even a whale couldn't hold him down

K - ketchup-what the last runner in a race would like to do

K - knob-a thing to adore(a door)

L - leap year-the best time for a kangaroo

L - los-angeles dodgers-pedestrians in a large calafornian city

M - mountaineers-how a mountain hears

M - mississippi-a hippie's wife(misus.hippie)

N - nursery-a childs ball room(bawl room)

N - nonsense-an elephant hanging over a cliff with his tail tied to a daisy

O - ouch-the sound heard when two porcupines kiss

O - operator-someone who hates operas

P - peace-an important piece missing from the world

P - peach-an apple in need of a shave

Q - Q.T-a pretty, young lady,for short  

Q - quarterback-your change from a dollar when you spend 75cents

R - robin-a bird who steals

R - R.S.V.P-short for,rush in,shake hands,vanish promptly.

S - surgeon-like a comedian they keep people in stiches

S - stomach-the home of the swallow

T - tennis-a noisy game because each player must raise a racket

T - toadstool-a small chair for frogs

U - urgent-her boyfriend(her gent)

U - unfinished dictionary-a dictionary that stops at nothing

V - violin-a dreadful little hotel(vile inn)

V - valuable-to set a price on a steer(value a bull)

W - wed-the colour of a wedding

W - water-on-the-knee-the result of  bouncing a baby on your lap

X - xx-treachery or betrayal(double-cross)

X - xenophobia-observed no usual fears(see no phobia)

Y - yeller-the colour of a cheerleader

Y - yy-overly smart(too wise)

Z - zinc-where one puts the dirty dishes

Z - zeus-where they keep caged animals(zoos)                                     
    
By Amanda Q.

 

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