Jokes

What dog sings?  spaniel o donnell

  So what makes your mum an expert on ancient greece? shes never cleaned the chip pan since she married dad!

  What do liars do when they die? they lie still!!

    SCHOOL  JOKES !!!!!!!

Did your big sister help you with your homework? no miss she did it all herself!

Why is a teacher like an elephant? stick chalk up his nose and you'll find out!

  What do you call someone who keeps on talking when no/one is listening? a teacher!!

  Dad can you help me with my homework?, I am looking for the highest common denominator? havent they found that yet, they were looking for that when I was in school!

You deserve a good thrashing but we dont always get what we deserve, do we sir?

What  does B.C stand for? before calculators.

Please dont talk while doing the exam, we're only talking sir not doing the exam!!!

Did you get a good position in your test? yeah, I was beside the window AND the radiator!  

My teacher loves me! how do you know that? she puts kisses (xxxx) on my copy and puts ticks on everyone elses!!!!!!