WHY I WANT A LOAN
I need a loan to get married get a new house and a new car.
I need a loan of €500,000. I now have the money. I have been offered six houses. But there is one I particularly liked. It has three bedrooms. It has four bathrooms. Now lets get to the cars!
I had seventeen car offers and I have picked one It's a red sports car it's gorgeous. All the others were nice too but I like this one the best. I have €30,000 left. Now for the wedding.
The dress alone costs €4000. The veil costs €1000 and the bouquet costs €900 and the entire brides maids dresses costs €1000 each and there's four of them. The flower girls dress costs €800. I'm married and have two kids,
Their names are Jessica and Amy. I have returned the loan.
I need another loan of €4000 for my pet's food,bedding and toys. I love all my pets I have 57 pets altogether. I have returned the loan of €4000. I need another loan of €3000 for the Christmas. I have to pay Santa for all the presents he brings my children. They want Bratz this and Bratz that. They're really into Bratz. They want a Bratz car, a Bratz clock and a Bratz bed set and things like that. I would love to sit here telling you everything they want. I am near the end of my story and just in case you were wondering I'm 19. I do not smoke or drink, well only on special occasions!
BY REBECCA
WHY DO I WANT A LOAN
Hi my name is Arissa Buckley. I need a loan of 30 thousand Euro. My aunt has lung cancer so I need this money for a flight to New York. A doctor named John Morgan can cure this. I also need money for the operation. My aunt is in a dreadful state. Her husband had cancer but he got rid of it.
My aunt smokes John Player Blue. She'd smoke fourteen cigarettes a day. When she found out she'd have a puff of one and put it out and ask Our Lady to forgive her.
I also need money for my sister's wedding. She's getting married in Las Vegas. So as I said flights, food, hotel, taxies. We also need money for my dresses, flowers, church and not forgetting food. My sister's husband is a millionaire. He also owns 13 cars, 4 motorbikes, 2 swimming pools and Fantasia. He's been married 4 times. He had 4 kids but then got divorced. The loan of money I need is 4 thousand Euro.
I also need money for my kids to go to college. I've two twins both 20 and ready to go to college. They both want to be teachers in a primary school.
My husband does not have a job so we don’t get a lot of money and I only work part time in a pizza parlour. I would like a loan of 30 thousand Euro to buy a Subaru Impretsa six. I know Balbriggan Credit Union is the best for loans. I know they'll give me one. We live in a cottage in Swords. We would like a loan of 35 thousand Euro to buy a new home, all my kids have to share a room. We've seen a lovely home in Chapel Crescent Balbriggan .
There are a lot of kids there and I know my kids will get on with them.
We were at a friend's home when a man crashed into a skip. The skip hit our car and there was loads of dints and scrapes all over the car. My daughters said they were drunk as they saw them at John D's.
We also need money to pay our mortgage and insurance for the car. We need to pay the repairs of the damage to the car. We want to surprise the girls on their 21st next week with a car each and a house for them to share. That’s why I want a loan.
BY ARISSA