2005 the free electric beer machine is on battery save mode until i finish my damn thesis, alan beats his crippling addiction to thai red curry and sean escapes from leopardstown super-low security day-prison and inmates' hobby club... it'll be a while. there are some classics brewing though, i assure you... stay tuned for the likes of 'you can spin wildly in his grave', 'death by poetry', 'quasi-quasi funk', 'space wolf' and 'the erosion of bat-nephew wayne-wayne'...... download an MP3 of a NEW SONG, 'monstrous marty whelan's monstrous manual for beginners' from our forthcoming album album, 'manana les gambos', here. the shuffle against garry a few old songs here. if you came here by accident, we're a band from dublin, ireland. if you want to get in touch with us, e-mail usually works.

it's christmas eve in marty whelan's house he's hurriedly writing his book, SO THERE. it needs to be finished by tomorrow, SO THERE. so people can buy it tomorrow, SO THERE. alas he doesn't realise the err of his follies so he sits home and plays with his dollies, SO THERE. the dollies have already written a book... but it's in arabic and he can't understand it, SO THERE. it's called 'monstrous marty whelan's paul monstrous merton's monstrous manual for beginners, written by his dollies over dinner', SO THERE. the dollies pull a cracker and marty starts to ponder. then he starts to gyrate at breakneck speed. the cattle were lowing. marty was brooding over a nest of birds eggs, covered in reeds, SO THERE...