How to spot a scumbag

Scumbags are pack hunters. It is very unlikely that you would see one out on the prowl alone. They usually meander around in-groups of 4 or 5. If they're feeling brave this would increase to 50. A scumbag will only ever try to act hard in front of other scumbags. They usually attempt to say something witty and smart like "Gayboy" or "Dickhead". This is usually met with laughter from his fellow scumbags and a swift kick in the balls from the person he was abusing.

A scumbag will stand out from normal people because they are the only ones who are trying to get attention. Their attire consists of Nike air max trainers; baggy tracksuit or combats and a bandanna or Bronx hat pulled down over their ears.

They can be heard from distances up to 50 feet. They will usually be talking about shite or their birds and on some occasions they can be heard singing Eminem songs badly in their dumbass accents.

The upper class scumbag may have transportation. This vehicle will usually have darkened windows and millions of stickers plastered all over it. They will cruise around with loud thumping noise coming from the radio. The vehicle will also have extra wide wheels and will be driven very recklessly. The driver of the vehicle will only have one arm on the wheel, usually the left hand. The other one is probably busy pulling something (and I don't mean handbrakers). The passenger scumbags will be sat in the back with their arms on the back of the seat and their heads leaning towards the window.

The female scumbag will be dressed similarly to the male scumbag. The only differences being the huge hooped earrings, the numerous facial piercings and the ugly little bastard of a so-called child in her arms or stomach.

Finally you can also spot scumbags walking aimlessly around shopping centres with no intention of buying anything at all.