Lest we not forget the Messy Messy Tour of '03... this man was SUPERB! How could anyone have realised that Vodka and Red Bull is to Ivan Stuart is what a fucking phone box is to Clark Kent!

He was brilliant. He transcended the gaps that could have existed with our group dynamic and was absolutely fabulous, offering a shoulder to cry on for those that needed it, and not being afraid to let the very same shoulder be thrown up upon, by comrades who went too far with the V+RB's.

A superb holiday performance by the Sleeveless Superstar - and not forgetting the many messy weekends right throughout the year in which he starred.

For the 11 Spotters who frequented this pub, there could be no other winner!

Just when you're leaving the nightclub at 6 in the morning, Simplys' opens its door and welcomes all. We drank - we played drunken pool - we got messy - we saw Donal jump 40 feet in the air - we signed the flag - we left Ivan after us more than once - & we made it our local for one glorious week!

So if you ever find yourself in Santa Ponsa why not give a stroll down to "Ramón de Moncada, 37, Local 7" and tell Dave, Peter, Adam, DJ Pork Chop and all in Simplys that the Spotters sent you. & the Drink of choice while you're there? - well, nothing else but a pint of Vodka & Red Bull in honour of the Sleeveless Superstar would do!

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