Cormac 'Begbie' Lyons

Captain in 2002

Formerly known as Mossie, this young chap was christened Begbie during Christmas '02 after a classic glass-throwing incident in the hotel (talk to The BullShit for the full story!).

It's been a tough few years for Mossie …I mean Begbie ... because everyone keeps saying that he is living in the shadow of his brother. Trevor also knows how tough this can be and sympathises with him.

Cormac is another die-hard spotter and needs constant work with a chiropractor from constantly carrying the team on his back.

Tabloid rumours of a relationship with Michael Horan sparked fury in the Trainspotter camp especially when it was rumoured that Ivan Stuart watched the two boy's in action. An investigation from team officials revealed that the story was fabricated. Cormac has most recently been under media scrutiny after a college website exposed him for the lap-dancing addict he is!

 

Date of Birth:	Late 70's Early 80's
Height:	Can't be more than 6' 1"
Weight:	Quite a beer muscle on this one
Hobbies:	Hiding his genitals between his legs, making him appear female!!!!
Likes:	Being compared to his brother Mossie
Dislikes:	Being told he is less of a man than Mossie
Regrets:	Not training harder, not giving it 110%
Greatest Fears:	Forever living in the shadow of (who else) Mossie