Declan 'Silver Tongue' Cronin

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Declan was brought into the team in '98. A big lad! We thought he'd bring some violence into the team as, at the time, he was being trained to bash the fuck out of his patients (such was the style at the time... not anymore, those bastards in the big house with their "PC", DAMN YOU BERTIE!!!).

However, the most violence Declan ever displayed over Christmas was on the dance floor! To see a brief sample of this Michael Jackson-esque dance maestro go to the results page!

Has spent some time in South America training *farque* gorillas. Looks slightly psychotic himself as I look at the picture beside this text!

Suffers from absolute "Galloping Knob-Rot" from time to time and has no bones about letting ye all know it!

 

Date of Birth:	Early 80's
Height:	Big Lad
Weight:	Again... Big Lad
Hobbies:	What every big lad likes doing, bashing the fuck out of mental patients
Likes:	Conversing with the blunter instruments in the toolbox, as it were!
Dislikes:	Being around sane people for too long
Regrets:	Dancing like a knob every night out
Greatest Fears:	Starting to see a bit of himself in his patients, or maybe even conceding to Mad Jim that "yes, I see Elvis sometimes too!"