Frank
'Ass Coach' O'Rahilly
Assistant
Coach
Frank was instated as Ass Coach after the 2002 blitz
- where he put in such a magnificent performance off the court that
we felt he could no longer remain as just a mere groupie.
A score of 18 under in Pub Golf along with the fact that he's not
all that bad a basketball player (deemed too good for TeamTS actually!)
was finally acknowledged sometime around New Year's day when an
executive meeting of the Board decided to appoint him with immediate
effect. In other words the Chairman, Secretary and Gaffer met Frankie
for a few beverages and the Ass Coach was born!
In light of recent events it seems that Frank O'Rahilly was brought
into the team at just the right time. With the eminent departure
of "The Gaffer", will Ass Coach be the man to fill his
shoes - big shoes to fill - 3 titles in 6 years isn't to be sneezed
at!
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Date
of Birth:
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Around 1981 I'd say - I remember
a very messy 21st in the Hotel
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| Height: |
6
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Weight:
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12.5 stone
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Hobbies:
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I like Football hi! "Ballymac
Santos" - did you ever hear the likes!
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Likes:
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Saying "hi", hi!
And of course "what up DAWG?"
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Dislikes:
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Being asked - "Why do
you play with those cunts?"
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Regrets:
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Playing with those cunts,
wearing underpants at his 21st!
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Greatest
Fears:
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Loosing more teeth, or his
hair, or his underpants
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