Ivan
'Superstar' Stuart
Captain
in 1999 ; T.O.T.Y.
2003
Ivan "Ghetto Superstar" Stuart was brought
into the team way back in '98 to bring an outside threat to the
team and this was a major factor in us winning our first title that
year.
There was questions asked as to whether or not he would be able
to keep up to the drinking side of the team but he kept up that
end of the bargain. Ivan is a big fan of his hair and the only reason
he didn't get MVP in 2000 was because he was suffering from the
trauma of a haircut the previous day.
Ivan has since resigned to making faces like a chipmunk or like
a pissed off drag queen every time he gets photographed for the
site!
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Date of
Birth:
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17th Jan 1980
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5ft 10 |
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Weight:
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11.75 stone
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Hobbies:
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Promoting lesbianism; Mud-wrestling
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Likes:
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Promoting lesbianism
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Dislikes:
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Other's Promoting lesbianism
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Regrets:
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Not Promoting lesbianism
enough
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Greatest
Fears:
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Supreme ruling by non-lesbians,
almost a planet of no lesbians, if you will.
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