James 'Santa Porn' Kelliher

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This fiendish rogue joined the spotters in what has now famously become known as the "influx of 2001" - we did the Real Madrid thing before Real Madrid did the Real Madrid thing! This was when we drafted in a whole school of useless fuckers (because they travel in schools not in packs!).

Kells, as his "2-kool-4-skool" chums up there in UL call him, is rarely seen around these parts and lives a mysterious life in the shadows of Dublin's ever-popular wine bars!

A lot is needed from Kells if the Trainspotter B Team are ever going to reach the dizzying heights of their counterparts! They've had the death-defying lows, but not the dizzying highs or the creamy middles!

The porn may have dried up… but it's the memories, oh, those bittersweet memories!

 

Date of Birth:	Early 80's
Height:	He'd be as tall as yourself there
Weight:	He'd be your weight
Hobbies:	Likes the wine bars I'm being told
Likes:	To watch people freezing their bollocks off at his 21st
Dislikes:	Porn for some bizarre reason
Regrets:	Being associated with the spotters
Greatest Fears:	That the 'B's will lose both their games again this year and make a fucking laughing stock of us!!