Liam
'The BullShit' O'Connor
'B'
Captain in 2003 - "The Liabilities"
Can quote entire episodes of the Simpsons and although
he's aiming for someday taking the family title of 'The Legend',
he's only managed 'The BullShit' for the moment!
Joined the spotters during the high times of the Celtic Tiger with
a veritable melee of other big money transfers as far as memory
serves me! Even though, he was never far from a piss-up with the
spotters I can't remember why he wasn't on the Trainspotters from
the first year! He probably should have been.
This man used to be described as a typical Trainspotter. A degree
in his arse pocket, what was he doing after college
working
close with all the big stars - Liz Hurley, Kevin Spacey, Brad Pitt,
Penelope Cruz,
What did he do I hear you cry - he only fucking worked in Blockbuster
Video!
Now I recall Liam being easily the most intelligent person in our
school and if he ended up in Blockbuster what chance would the rest
of us have?
.... Every chance it would seem, cause he is now blazing a path
for every spotter to follow as he finally picked up a "proper"
job.
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Date of
Birth:
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Late 70's
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| Height: |
A tall, thin, lanky strip of
misery |
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Weight:
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Not a rippling six-pack in
sight here I'm afraid
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Hobbies:
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Watches the Simpsons a lot,
plays a bit of golf
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Likes:
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Bondage and stuff like that,
check out liam and some of his "friends" at www.arsetittytittyfuckywank.com
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Dislikes:
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When people play "hide the
log" in his parents house!
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Regrets:
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Once invited in two Jehovah's
witnesses, made them tea and then when they were comfy,
lobbed on some hardcore porn (Schindler's Fist or Shaving
Ryan's Privates) and proceeded to knock one out! Needless
to say, they haven't called since.
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Greatest
Fears:
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That Snuffy will follow his
two brothers' form and have a go at one of Liam's sisters!!!!!
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