Michael 'Chimp' Horan

'B' Captain in 2001

A man of many guises, Mike can often be found "lurking" around the side streets of Castleisland and Dublin preying on young ladies. He was involved in plenty of action over Christmas 2000 - most of it, however, was not on the court. He even got involved in some off-court activities with one of our referees! (name withheld for legal reasons!)

It is at this time imperative, for those of you who are not familiar with Mike, to tell you of his many nicknames! Yes there are hundreds - let us talk you through the most popular:

Michael "Chimp", "Shrimp", "Gimp", "El Chimp", "Paddy", "El Shrimp", "Ketchup", "Thomas" Horan.

 

Date of Birth:	-
Height:	-
Weight:	-
Hobbies:	golf; tennis; fishing; and trips to the opera
Likes:	Polish girls; tweed jackets; brollies; and saying "old boy"!
Dislikes:	the disrespect shown by the youth of today, "If I did those sorts of things in my day I would have gotten a good lashing, old chum. Anyone for tennis?"
Regrets:	not being around intellectually stimulating people on a daily basis.
Greatest Fears:	Losing his title "Michael Horan, Duke of Tralee Road"; Chronic diarrhoea