Tom
'Mascot' Kenny
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Tom is our man "on the inside". His entire
family are majorly involved in the running of St. Mary's basketball
club and the blitz.
Tom had a big part to play with the team in 2000 as he helped Mick
out on the coaching duties, got dressed up as Santa Claus and was
even in charge of the camera man duties.
Which he somehow managed to fuck up - the words "Big Cheer"
will echo in my head for the rest of my life when I see the Garveys
sign on the court!
He was officially named as the first Honorary Trainspotter in 2000
following many nights of intensive alc"y"hol consumption
where he proved he can definitely hold his own in the drinking respects.
Tom, however, was nowhere to be seen at some blitz and his commitment
to the cause has come under serious scrutiny.
We don't just hand out these Honorary Trainspotter awards to anybody
you know!
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Date of
Birth:
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dates back to the 70's
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| Height: |
steadily approaching 6 inches
- I mean 6ft |
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Weight:
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incompetent scales!!!
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Hobbies:
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preying on young ladies;
Coaching young ladies; Scouting young ladies
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Likes:
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dodgy shirts and baggy pants
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Dislikes:
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camera work; haggis
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Regrets:
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bringing the wrong suit on
final day!
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Greatest
Fears:
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going bald
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