Trevor 'Your Host' O'Donoghue

Team Manager; Institution Chairman; Captain in 1998

The creator of The Trainspotters. You could even go as far as to say it was his brainchild!!! He captained the team to their first trophy way back in 1998 when they were in Division 3 men.

Had the team jerseys manufactured by orphan children in one of his many sweatshops around the world... "just look at that stitching, if only I had more workers like Jub-Jub" he would often say!

However it would seem this euphoria over Jub-Jub's stitching wouldn't last long as the newest Trainspotter kits have got the wrong website address on them and our sponsors name was spelled incorrectly! The fact that the shorts are made to fit the slightly "larger" gent could possibly have been his fault!

Jub-Jub is still missing :- any information would be appreciated.

 

Date of Birth:	21st March 1980
Height:	6ft 1"
Weight:	12.5 stone
Hobbies:	Knitting; Synchronised Swimming; and Caber Tossing
Likes:	Tonguing YOUNG Ladies
Dislikes:	Women his age and older
Regrets:	That night in Bangkok. "Me love you long-time!" - YEAH RIGHT!!!; and Not being an alterboy (but he lives in hope...)
Greatest Fears:	Ladyboys (see regrets!); and pubic hair