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A View from the Back -- By William Parnell
(&ldots;or life for a neo-Vet. at the tail end of the peloton)

It all began on 1st April in Dunboyne.
After a 12 year diet of "Leisure" riding (I use the term loosely - it was often more endurance riding), with a very occasional 10 mile TT thrown in in recent years, I decided to try my hand at racing.  I didn't even have a bike with gears until I was 19, so I guess I was always a late starter.
A few spins with the "Cherry Tree Mob" (apologies to Ealing Studios) in the pre-season left me still uncertain what to expect, but the welcome was warm, even on the coldest of winter mornings.
And so, in the opening event of the season, an Australian TT in Dunboyne, I was sent off at the end of the White Group.  Five miles up the road, my TT partner, who subsequently put in winning performances this season, pulled up as we were passed by a following twosome.  From there on, I was mostly on my own.  I finished second last, I think.  A sign of things to come.
I must have looked totally shattered at the finish, because Donal O'Connell kept asking me if I was all right.  His concern was very much appreciated at the time.
Not to be put off - I told myself I was just placed in the wrong group - I lined up a week later for the first DMS of the season, in Batterstown.  I was placed in the slowest race, thankfully, although the term is purely relative.  Compared to the 16 mph pace I was used to, it was a shock to the system to be racing at an average of 20 mph.  Nonetheless, I found that I was able to hold on here (at the back, of course) and was beginning to think that maybe this was not so bad in spite of the pouring rain&ldots;when 8 miles from the finish, on a stretch of road that gets NO traffic, I punctured.  I had great trouble getting going again, thanks to a faulty pump, and finished last, 20 minutes later, with mild hypothermia.
Good job I had done all that endurance training over the years.
Along came the Tuesday League, which I had decided I was going to concentrate on - two demanding children limits my available time most Sundays.  Luckily, I have a boss who is just as anxious to get out of work early on Tuesdays (thanks, Ned).
On that first, dark, miserable Tuesday evening in Warrenstown, I wasn't last!  Some progress, but, then, I'd had a bit of practise riding on my own.
Things continued to improve with 8th place in the next week's DMS in Brittas and 7th in a '10' in Prosperous.
It couldn't last, and my tendency to be a late starter meant I missed starting with the Purple Group in the first CP I tried my hand at.  I started with the Greens, found my back wheel was rubbing the frame and had to wait for the Whites.  I rode as best I could with them for two laps, then BANG!  Not a tube this time, but my legs.  Tailed off again around the Drumree circuit, with everyone packed up to leave by the time I got back.
The next CP I rode was, by all accounts, one of the best races of the season.  Pity I wasn't there to see the finish!  Nonetheless, this race was a turning point.  With only four of us in the Purple Group, I felt I was contributing to the racing for the first time.  Unfortunately, four groups came together on the last lap in the space of a mile and it was out the back for me.  Six miles to go and I was left behind again.
The trouble with finishing tailed off is that sometimes you don't get credited with finishing at all!  Everyone is busy looking at the finish on the video&ldots;and of course, I'm not going to be in the picture.  We'll have to introduce a sign-off as well as a sign-on to cater for people like me!
It happened again in Brittas, when I rode myself into oblivion, but was tailed off in the last four miles.  It's amazing how much time you can lose on your own in four miles.
But in fairness, it hasn't all been bad for me this year.  I had a (joint) 2nd, a 3rd, a 7th and an 8th in Time Trials (I tell you, it's all the unintentional practise) and, hey, I was right in there in the last Tuesday CP of the season, sprinting for 30th place!  In the DMSs, I was getting into breaks and even making solo attacks by the end of the year.
So what are my impressions of racing with the Vets?  Well, in some respects it's not as hard as the Leisure riding.  If things are really bad in a race, you can stop at the end of the lap.  Whereas, if you're out in the sticks on a leisure ride, it can be a long slog home.  Racing is hairy at times, though, and we had too many bad crashes this year.  We were fortunate not to have more crashes, especially in the CPs when the field came together.  Maybe we need to think about running two separate CPs if there is a large number signing on.
There are many people who have impressed me over the year.  Not least Dick O'Brien, our out-going Race Director, who is a model of patience.  Donal O'Connell and Willie Marks have been a permanent part of the landscape, but an essential one, and their commitment to turning up at races week in and week out should not be overlooked by any rider.
Romano Morelli was particularly supportive and welcoming from the time I turned up at the Cherry Tree (maybe something to do with the business he's in).  Lots of others provided encouragement and helpful tips throughout the year. 
I have to say "Chapeau" to Paul Deans, who never stops trying to get away from a bunch that seems intent on bringing every DMS to a sprint finish.  Paul got his just rewards when he slipped off inside the last 2 miles to win a race in July.  The other eternal triers in the group are Tracy Piggott and Mick Mullen (we'll get away one day, folks).
Full credit, off the bike, to David Blake, for developing a great website.  I never thought I'd be racing into work, but during the year I've been anxious to get in to see what his latest up-date is.  Well done, David, for all your hard work.
The Group system seems to have worked very well, both in terms of allowing everyone to compete with others of similar ability and in terms of awarding Group points.  This approach resulted in both the Tuesday and Sunday Leagues going down to the wire.

If there is one thing we need, it's more variety in the courses we use.  We need to have a mix of courses to allow non-sprinters a chance to use their strengths. 
I think we should also, as an Association, try to support the leisure members a bit more (they have got a league of their own, but we don't see the details of their league in the Newsletter).
So will I be back next year?  A few weeks ago, I would have said no, I'd taken enough of a pasting.  But you can't beat the feeling of holding a 20 second gap on the Navan Road for 2 miles in the last DMS of the season.  My race might have ended after 30 miles, but just for a few minutes during the race, I was Jacky Durand off on a long escape to the finish of a Tour de France stage.  Well, we can all dream!

William Parnell