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                                                                               Victorinox Midnite Manager

Gee whizz, what a goofy name.
And what a cool gadget. Go figure.

Right, so I am a right minded young man, and this is the kind of thing right minded young men need to be carrying in their front change pockets at all times.
In encounters like this:

Foxy lady:
“Hey there mister, do you have a little red torchey thing on you at the moment?”
You:
“Why yes ma’am, I do. It’s a feature of my very tiny and cutely coloured penknife.
And now that you are sufficiently impressed with that to wish to give me digits, I should tell you that said penknife has a pen thingy, with which to write them. Gimme those digits here, baby.”

So there it is, the answer to the question we are all asking ourselves every day:
“How can I be more like the Fonz in my relations with the opposite sex?”
the answer is this little feller.

 

Chick factor?

Well, they think it’s pretty cute. Come off like you don’t take it too seriously, and they will be pretty impressed, and much less likely to call the police.

Features and dimensions:

About three inches long when closed.
Has lots of dinky stuff, like pen, little red light, and the rather swanky magnetised Phillips head screwdriver.

No toothpick or tweezer action, which I for one think is a step in the right direction, as who needs that “Looking for my tweezers after they have fallen out of my pocket during a movie.”
Go on, we’ve all had it, I personally used to get it two to three times a week, till I went sans tweezers.

The rest is pretty obvious, but of course they are translucent, which is basically very sexy.

Coffee factor?

This one comes out of left field, because I am sure you are all wondering what the sam hill coffee factor could have to do with a penknife?
Well you are idiots.
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you, your parents should have informed you. And you know why?
Only because it’s a fantastic way to pass the time when sitting in a coffee shop waiting for your many many friends. Take out your notebook, shine your little red light on it, and start scribbling, my man. Looking both sensitive and hip has never looked so easy.