How the games are rated.....

Cup of Coffee factor:
Can you drink a cup of coffee while playing this game?
Or will it end up with that strange gooey stuff on it?
Check beside this icon to find out.


Will your better half like/play it?
Will your chick like this one?
Or will she sit there pissed as hell whenever you 
start playing? Shit, maybe she'll even try it.
Check beside this icon to find out.

Oh yeah, is it any good?
Is it a winner or loser?
You can trust my opinion on whether
you should buy a game or not.
And if you do buy it and find you
dissagree with me, then though shit.
What the hell are you gonna do about it?
Write a letter of complaint?
Grow up you big gimp. Life is hard.