Have you heard that you can now buy Oxo cubes in Kilkenny Colours?
Just ask for a laughing stock

Jonathan Speake is sending his players for diving lessons 'cos he's heard that there are 40,000 leagues under the sea and he reckons they must be able to win one.

Dave Hill is out shopping in town when he sees an old lady struggling with her shopping. Dave: Can you manage, love. Old Lady: You took the job, your stuck with it. (New Cobh Boss)

A spacecraft full of aliens lands at Whitehall and as soon as the occupants get out of the ship they all die, why? No atmosphere

A man desperate at Limericks current situation decides to top himself.
In his living room, alone, he prepares to hang himself. At the very last moment he decides upon wearing his full Limerick kit as his last statement. Several days later, a neighbour, catching sight of the hanging corpse, informs the police. On arrival, the police quickly remove the kit and dress the man in stockings and suspenders. The neighbour, totally confused, asks why? The cop replied, "It's to avoid embarrissing his family"

A man goes into a pub with an alligator under his arm. "Do you serve Drogheda fans here?" he asks. "Certainly Sir, no problem at all." replies the barman, nervously staring at the alligator. "Okay " says the man, " a pint lager for me and a Drogheda fan for the alligator.

The Seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Shelbourne are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive."

A source inside National Lottery headquarters revealed that a man from cork was the recent lottery winner. The lucky man was delighted to announce that he had spent his winnings on a new player for his beloved Cork City. "If my four numbers come up again and win me a tenner again, " he added, "I'll gladly buy them another"

Why should rovers fans be buried 100 feet deep?
Because deep down, they're really good people.

If a Galway fan and a Dundalk fan were drowning, and you could only save one of them,
would you go to lunch or read the newspaper?