WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD???

THE BIBLE:

And God came down from Heaven and he said unto the Chicken: "Thou shalt cross the road. And thou shalt fear no evil." And the Chicken did cross the road and there was much feathers and wailing.


GRANDAD:

In my day we didn't ask why the Chicken crossed the road. If someone told us the Chicken crossed the road that was good enough forus.


BERTIE AHERN:

Eh Em Dat Chicken, in fact ah, if it did cross the road never said anyting about it to me


MARY HARNEY:

I reject any suggestion I ate that Chicken.


LIAM LAWLOR:

What Chicken?


G.ADAMS:

We did not, I repeat DID NOT, force that Chicken to cross the road.


FREUD:

The fact that you are at all concerned with why the Chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.


EINSTEIN:

Did the Chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the Chicken?


SADDAM HUSSEIN:

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 20 tons of nerve gas upon it.


GEORGE BUSH:

Make no mistake, the American people will hunt this Chicken down and bring it to justice.


YASSER ARAFAT:

Zis was clearly an act of suicide against its sworn enemies.


BILL CLINTON:

I DID NOT cross the road with that Chicken.


BILL GATES:

We have just released Chicken XP, which not only crosses the road, but will tell you when it's got to the other side, report any holes along the way, fix any crashes, and lay an egg in your InBox folder.


MARTIN LUTHER KING:

I had a dream where all Chickens would be free to cross the road without having to explain their motives.


LA POLICE DEPT:

Give us 10 minutes with the Chicken and we'll find out.


RICHARD NIXON:

The Chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the Chicken did not cross the road. Nor do I know any Chickens. I have never known any Chickens.

© my thoughts MMII