The pirate and the pickpocket

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Bonny Read was a bit of a pickpocket. A nobbler. A lightfingered, nimble mild-manered criminal who would rob the shirt off your back while you sneezed. But not the bad sort.
She saw herself as service with a smile. Too many nobles with too much money- she evened out the balance. To her favour, o' course.
It helped that she looked as innocent as a spring lamb, with big brown eyes, an oval face, and chestnut curls that framed it all. And there was her accent. A lyrical well-bred refined Irish brogue that hinted at breeding, if not actual money.
All of this helped her stay out of trouble. For the most part.
Bonny had arrived off the boat with nothing but a name. Her parents were killed by pirates and she was rescued off the wreck by the Royal navy.
At Port Royale she had been taken under the wing of Madam Molly, who was quite taken with the pretty child and her manners, and brought her up in the trade. At age seven Bonny was already pick-pocketing, and bringing home a few shillings for Molly. At age (roughly) twenty, Bonny was the best at the job, and was known for her quick fingers and canny intellegence. The locals would call at the Madams for her, if they needed some expertice and foolhardyness.
For there was one thing Bonny Read loved, and that was a challenge.
Unfortunatly she liked it a bit too much, which is why she found herself locked in the brig in the fort.
She sighed and paced up and down, running her hand along the bars. It was rare when a woman was caught, but this was her fourth time this month, and the charges were serious. But the taxman was a target impossible to resist, and with his bag of gold? She would have got away
with it too, if the soldiers had not recognised her face.
The guards alcoholic breath announced himself before he did. She sighed and turned to the door.
"'ello again Bonny."
"Always a pleasure." She snapped. "What do you want?"
The guard leered. "The commodore wants a word with yer fine self. Must be serious. "
"Oh bleedin' hellfire," she muttered and followed the guard upstairs.



The guard let her in the office with a smirk and locked the door after her. She sighed and glanced around. The walls were lined with oak panneling, and the carpet was lush under her boots. She exhaled and loosed her lace collar; the fire was blazing in the hearth, even though the weather was swealtering. Tiptoeing behind the desk she stared at a painting. It was a misty landscape, a moore, with jagged rock and depressing scenery. Did this man realise he was in the carribean?
She glanced at the desk and gave a small grin. This man she could handle. The papers were all in neat files, the pen was at a perfect 90 degree angle to the ledger, and the hand-writing was perfect. A tidy script that kept between the lines.
The door opened and closed with a light click. She spun around and placed a hand over her heart.
"Oh commadore!" She began, adopting her lightest, most feminine, most well-bred accent. "I'm so glad you could see me. There has been the most horrendous mistake!"
He regarded her levelly from under his grey wig, then took a seat behind the desk. He motioned for her to sit, then glanced at some papers.
Bonny sat as primly as she could, opened her eyes as wide as possible without them falling out, and paid rapt attention.
"Your name is Bonny Read, is that correct?"
"Yessir."
"And you arrived in Port Royale aged Seven, is that correct?"
"Yessir."
"And what age are you now? Seventeen?"
"About twenty sir. "
He gave her an appraising glance. "And you claim you were orphaned abord the St. George when you were orphaned during a pirate attack."
"Yessir." She wasn't sure she was happy about the way things were going.
"And what do you remember of your parents?"
She blinked once, then donned an expression of painful loss. "My Father was a merchant. He wanted to start a business in Hispaniola. He couldn't bear to be parted from my mother and me, so he took us with us. He died trying to save us."
"Hmmm."
Bonny frowned a little and tried to read what he was reading.
"It seems that there was never a Mr Read on board the St. George. As a matter of fact, the St. George sank two hundred miles off the shipping lanes, and three years before you arrived in Port Royale."
He gave her a shrewd look over the page. "What do you have to say to that?"
Bonny gaped. "Yer pullin me chain!" She composed herself quickly. "Ah, sir, I mean to say, what?!"
The atmosphere in the room was defininatly getting colder. Her nails found their way to her mouth.
"Although," he continued, in an altogether different tone of voice, "There was a child on the St. George. A niece of Leutenant O' Leary. It was thought that she went down with the ship. The remaining O' Leary was devastated, since she was the last heir of the O' Leary fortune."
Bonny perked up. "You know, I always felt Irish..."
The commadore gave her another appraising look. "Indeed." He cleared his throat. "Its a pity that we can never prove who was the lost child....unless..."
"Yes?!"
He gave a small smile entirely without humour. "Unless, she did a certain favour for the royal navy, we could find a way to proving her birthright."
The room was definatly chilly. "Certain favour?"


Part 2