Go to this room
for links to the stoopid people. Warning - they are stoopid.
Useful stuff:
Altavista - The kicky-assiest
search engine of them all. Any faster and you'd blow up! (just kidding)
Dejanews - You've posted the
meaning of life and then it expires and your hard disk crashes. Never fear
Dejanews will find the damn thing.
C|Net - My favy magazine/news thingy.
Have a look at the cool Java/Telex news section and be amazed!!
Mtv - I like the main graphic. Does
that deserve it of a link? Well it's a pretty cool graphic.
Funny things:
Oracle
Humor Archives - The wisdom of The Internet Oracle preserved for all
time. The Oracle is also present in Usenet in rec.humor.oracle.
Everything you wanted to know about Woodchucks but were too scared to a***ZOT!!***....
oops
BOFH - My hero. In
fact everybody who ever has to help lusers on their eternal trundle through
life (or death) hold a few megs on their harddrive free for the BOFH. Check
out the BOFH style excuse server on Telnet.
Those who don't know how to use Telnet should ask their Internet Service
Providor or Network Administrator to install it for them.
Alt.fan.warlord - Merciless wit
and butchery of sigs abound. I lurk there while I learn the Way of The
Warlorder. If you are about to create the Van Gogh of signatures check
out what could happen to it. It's very important to read the FAQ first
before posting. YHBW!
Sven Guckes
AFW page. Sven's a member of the Inner Circle and this page is an extensive
and very funny source of knowledge on how not to have a stupid signature.
Sven also helped me out on e-mail netiquette cos I asked very, very
nicely. Cheers Sven!!
The story of my .sig - after
the above you can read how my .sig evolved into it's current state and
the way I was warlorded. Longer and more complicated than War and Peace
(and probably as boring!)
Kibo
- Net.god who will change Usenet into HappyNet. Kibo knows all.