The Top Ten Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might
happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they
raved about in that time
management course you made me go to last
month."
8. "Oh come on, gimme a break. The coffee machine
is broken..."
7. "Ohhh.. you must have thought I was sleeping...
I was just meditating on
our mission statement and envisioning a new
organizational paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool
resistance. We're good to go."
5. "Do you discriminate against people who
practice Yoga?"
4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost
figured out a solution to the
technical problem that's stumped our IT guys."
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out.
Those fumes are strong! You
probably got here just in time!"
2. "Rascals! Someone must've put decaf in the pot!
Very funny, guys..."
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught
1. ".....in Jesus' name. Amen."
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