The Top Ten Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk


 10. "They told me at the blood bank this might
      happen."

 9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they
     raved about in that time
     management course you made me go to last
     month."

 8. "Oh come on, gimme a break. The coffee machine
     is broken..."

 7. "Ohhh.. you must have thought I was sleeping...
     I was just meditating on
     our mission statement and envisioning a new
     organizational paradigm."

 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool
     resistance. We're good to go."

 5. "Do you discriminate against people who
     practice Yoga?"

 4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost
     figured out a solution to the
     technical problem that's stumped our IT guys."

 3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out.
     Those fumes are strong! You
     probably got here just in time!"

 2. "Rascals! Someone must've put decaf in the pot!
     Very funny, guys..."

 And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught

 1. ".....in Jesus' name. Amen."






                                            

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